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« on: March 01, 2006, 12:00:02 PM »

Duniya Se Jo Darre, Usse Kaayar Kehte Hain,
Duniya Jisse Darre, Usse Shaayar Kehte Hain....

Tere ishq main janam kya se kya haal ho gaya
Badan se badboo aa rahee hai, nahay jamana ho gaya.... :lol: :lol:

Gul Gaye Gulshan Gaye, Gul Ke Patte Rah Gaye
Sare Shayair Mar Gaye, Tum Ullu Ke Pathe Rah Gaye......LOL Winking


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Sapna_Sweet

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« Reply #1 on: March 01, 2006, 12:09:57 PM »

This is for the Men out there ......who r still bachelor glasses2

and planing to get marry shortly.

----------------Starting : "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------

   Wife ....Wife.......Wife.........
   5' 6" jiski height ho,
   Jeans jiski tight ho,
   Chehara jiska bright ho,
   Umar 21 se 25 ho,
   Aisi apni Wife ho. :lol:
   ------------
   Sadak per sab kahe kya cute ho,
   Bhir main sab kahe side ho, side ho,
   Bambai, Delhi ya Gujarat ki paidaish ho,
   Sas ki seva jiski khwahish ho
   Aisi apni Wife ho.
   ------------
   Parosi jab baat kare to haath me knife ho,
   Dinner kay time candle light ho,
   Hum me tum me kabhi na koi fight ho,
   Milane ke baad dil delight ho,
   Yeh kavita parhne ke baad log kahe "chikne, tum right ho",
   Aisi apni Wife ho.
   ------------
   kaash yeh concept .0001 percent bhi right ho
   agar aisi apni wife ho
   to kya hasin life ho
   ------------
   har kisi ki yahi farmaish ho
   kudrat ki bhi aazmaaish ho
   khudah ke software mein bhi bug ki gunjaish ho
   ay kaash, kahin to ek aisi paidaish ho
   aisi apni wife ho! tongue3

----------------end of "Aisi Apni Wife Ho"------------------


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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2006, 07:22:18 AM »

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Winking

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.

Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that, who cares? ...He's a mile away and you've got his shoes.

I had a dream last night, I was eating a ten pound marshmallow. I woke up this morning and the pillow was gone. Usual Smile


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« Reply #3 on: March 27, 2006, 03:37:18 PM »

Sorry but i cudnt find anything like a GENERAL STORY in this thread,so moving this topic to sms-jokes section.

MOVED BY:-Yoindia.com monitor NIDHI.


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NewYorker

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« Reply #4 on: March 29, 2006, 04:59:29 AM »

Puraane hain ... but gud ...... :lol: :lol: :lol:


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