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Funny Quotes

by Funny_Soul on May 14, 2009, 10:33:02 AM

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Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.

Men are like parking spots, the good ones are taken and the free ones are handicapped.

I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar.

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.

There are no stupid questions, just stupid people.

What you call dog with no legs?
Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

Hard work never killed anybody, but why take a chance?

You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is 'never try'.


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