Funny Quotes

The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in
the morning and does not stop until you get into the office.
- Robert Frost

The trouble with being punctual is that nobody's there to appreciate it.
- Franklin P. Jones

We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those
we don't like?
- Jean Cocturan

It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world everyday
always just exactly fits the newspaper.
- Jerry Seinfeld

It matters not whether you win or lose; what matters is whether I win or
lose
- Darrin Weinberg

Help a man when he is in trouble and he will remember you when he is in
trouble again.

Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers.

Whoever said money can't buy happiness, didn't know where to shop.