KUTTAA...............................................SAINI

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Museebat  meN  hameshaa  daal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
Mujhe  kuttaa  samajh kar paal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Padosan  ne  mangaalee mujhse sabjee kyaa sharaafat meN.
Ki  ro-ro kar  buraaa  ab haal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Nikalne  hee  naheeN  detee  mujhe ghar se hawaa khaane.
Meree aazaadee  kaa  din  taal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Nikmmaa hooN nithllaa hooN karakter se maiN geelaa hooN.
Binaa  kanghe  rahooN  bebaal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Mere  ammee-o-abboo  aaye  ghar  meN chhaa gayaa maatam.
HazaaroN haiN shikan munh laal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
 
Hamaare   saale-salhaj   aagaye   to  dekhiye  ghar  ko.
Banaa  kar  ab  to  naineetaal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Padaa  hai ‘saini’ ghar  ke  ek  kone  meN langotee meN.
N  jaane  kab  se  paaemaal  kar  rakkhaa  hai begam ne.

Dr.Surendra Saini


मुसीबत  में  हमेशा  डाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ।

मुझे कुत्ता समझ कर पाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

पड़ोसन  ने मंगाली मुझसे सब्जी क्या शराफ़त  में ।

कि रो-रो कर बुरा अब हाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥  

 

 निकलने  ही  नहीं  देती  मुझे घर से हवा खाने ।

 मेरी आज़ादी का दिन टाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 निकम्मा  हूँ ,निठल्ला हूँ,करक्टर से मैं गीला हूँ ।                

 बिना  कंघे  रहूँ  बेबाल  कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

मेरे अम्मी-ओ-अब्बू आये घर में छा गया मातम ।

हज़ारों हैं शिकन मुंह लाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 हमारे  साले-सलहज  आ गए तो देखिये घर को ।

 बना कर अब तो नैनीताल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 पडा है 'सैनी' घर के एक कोने में लंगोटी  में ।

 न जाने कब से पाएमाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 डाo सुरेन्द्र सैनी  
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«Reply #1 on: July 17, 2013, 12:57:22 PM »
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wah wah, kya bat kya bat

Jal mein phasaya uss bala ki sundari ne
Shadi ke baad hi bana diya paltu patni ne

Gale mein janjir kuchh aise bhandhi kambakht ne
Dhobi ka kutta bana diya, na ghar ke na ghat ke
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«Reply #2 on: July 17, 2013, 01:07:51 PM »
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Saini Ji apka to bura haal hai, daro mat, apka bhai yahan hai help ke liye ....  be brave..... (veer tum barhe chalo, dheer tum barhe chalo)   Winking
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«Reply #3 on: July 17, 2013, 01:17:07 PM »
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«Reply #4 on: July 17, 2013, 01:22:49 PM »
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hats off to you sir ji....

kisi husband ka dard kya khoob piroya hai aapne apne lafzo me..waah waah..

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«Reply #5 on: July 17, 2013, 01:33:55 PM »
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Waaaaah Saini Sahab.....ha...haa...haaa....
bahut khoob....Raqeeb
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«Reply #6 on: July 17, 2013, 01:56:50 PM »
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please mere mazaak ka bura na maanein.
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«Reply #7 on: July 17, 2013, 01:57:49 PM »
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wah wah wah wah lajawab ..aajkal ki begum ne to jyadatar yahi haal kar rakha hai saini shabh... mere dost bhi isi taqleef se peedit hai...... NaNaNa NaNaNa NaNaNa
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«Reply #8 on: July 17, 2013, 02:01:58 PM »
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aji maiN to kuNwara hin ahcha... khubsurat peshkash sir ji....
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«Reply #9 on: July 17, 2013, 02:19:47 PM »
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saini ji.. rukiye bhabhi ko bhejti hun ye gazal aapki... fir jo rahi sahi hai na wo bhi nikal jayegi.... BangHead BangHead BangHead

begum ko badnaam kar rakha hai saini ne  tongue3 tongue3
dekho kya kohraam macha rakha hai saini ne  Shocked Even More Shocked Even More

behad kubsurat gazal kahi hai aapne saini sir ji...   Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley Clapping Smiley
aur bahot hi mithi chhuriyan chalain  hain aapne hum aurton par....  cussing cussing cussing
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«Reply #10 on: July 17, 2013, 02:39:16 PM »
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WAAAH WAAAH VERY NICE

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«Reply #11 on: July 17, 2013, 02:47:38 PM »
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पड़ोसन  ने मंगाली मुझसे सब्जी क्या शराफ़त  में ।

कि रो-रो कर बुरा अब हाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥ 

Wah,Wah,Wah Saini Sir,
Aajkal ki jayadatar ladies ki manodasha ka bahut sajeev chitran kiya hai aapne.
Dili Mubarakbaad qabool kijiye.
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«Reply #12 on: July 17, 2013, 03:05:07 PM »
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 bahut khoob.qafiye khoob  dhoondh dhoondh
kar istemaal kiye hain.ghazal begum ko bhi
padha dijye badhaali door kar deingi.  Giggle
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«Reply #13 on: July 17, 2013, 03:13:41 PM »
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Quote from: sksaini4 on July 17, 2013, 12:53:55 PM
Museebat  meN  hameshaa  daal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
Mujhe  kuttaa  samajh kar paal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Padosan  ne  mangaalee mujhse sabjee kyaa sharaafat meN.
Ki  ro-ro kar  buraaa  ab haal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Nikalne  hee  naheeN  detee  mujhe ghar se hawaa khaane.
Meree aazaadee  kaa  din  taal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Nikmmaa hooN nithllaa hooN karakter se maiN geelaa hooN.
Binaa  kanghe  rahooN  bebaal  kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Mere  ammee-o-abboo  aaye  ghar  meN chhaa gayaa maatam.
HazaaroN haiN shikan munh laal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.
 
Hamaare   saale-salhaj   aagaye   to  dekhiye  ghar  ko.
Banaa  kar  ab  to  naineetaal kar rakkhaa hai begam ne.

Padaa  hai ‘saini’ ghar  ke  ek  kone  meN langotee meN.
N  jaane  kab  se  paaemaal  kar  rakkhaa  hai begam ne.

Dr.Surendra Saini


मुसीबत  में  हमेशा  डाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ।

मुझे कुत्ता समझ कर पाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

पड़ोसन  ने मंगाली मुझसे सब्जी क्या शराफ़त  में ।

कि रो-रो कर बुरा अब हाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥   

 

 निकलने  ही  नहीं  देती  मुझे घर से हवा खाने ।

 मेरी आज़ादी का दिन टाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 निकम्मा  हूँ ,निठल्ला हूँ,करक्टर से मैं गीला हूँ ।               

 बिना  कंघे  रहूँ  बेबाल  कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

मेरे अम्मी-ओ-अब्बू आये घर में छा गया मातम ।

हज़ारों हैं शिकन मुंह लाल कर रक्खा  है बेगम ने ॥

 

 हमारे  साले-सलहज  आ गए तो देखिये घर को ।

 बना कर अब तो नैनीताल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 पडा है 'सैनी' घर के एक कोने में लंगोटी  में ।

 न जाने कब से पाएमाल कर रक्खा है बेगम ने ॥

 

 डाo सुरेन्द्र सैनी 


ha ha ha ha ha ha ,sir, i have also encountered with this disease.
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«Reply #14 on: July 17, 2013, 03:16:45 PM »
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saini sir ise begam ke saamne zaroor gungunana aapko bahut saare rau mil jaayenge. padhkar maza aaya. bahut bahut khoob... dheron daaaaaaaaaaaad...
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