-Mein Aur Mera Roommate-

by HumTum on May 15, 2005, 07:21:21 AM
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«Reply #90 on: May 21, 2005, 06:15:49 PM »
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pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao
pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao

jaao aadab-e-mehfil seekh ke zara aao !!
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«Reply #91 on: May 22, 2005, 05:23:08 AM »
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pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao
pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao


uske baad sent ke paani main doob ke mar jao................
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«Reply #92 on: May 22, 2005, 05:28:27 AM »
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pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao
pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao


uske baad sent ke paani main doob ke mar jao................


marna hai to sharab me doobh ker maro do me kyu :?:
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«Reply #93 on: May 22, 2005, 05:42:09 AM »
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pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao
pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao

fir apney bath tub main bijli ka taar laga ker mar jao.........................
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«Reply #94 on: May 22, 2005, 05:52:49 AM »
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pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao
pehle naha ke aao aur thoda deo lagao

fir apney bath tub main bijli ka taar laga ker mar jao.........................


uski koi zarurat nahi hai mujhe marne ka shok hoga to upper wala bula lega,...
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Tosha
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«Reply #95 on: May 22, 2005, 10:40:25 AM »
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Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste....

Main aur mera roommate,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai

Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai

Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,

ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo

Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai

Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Dil kahta hai Wal-Mart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai - roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......
Main Aur mera roommate.........



acchi kahani hai ... tori syani ... thori badmashi hai
isse yeh to pata laga aap ka koi room mate hai
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tushar_4u_im
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«Reply #96 on: May 22, 2005, 10:43:42 AM »
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Quote from: "Tosha"
Quote from: "HumTum"

Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste....

Main aur mera roommate,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai

Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai

Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,

ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo

Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai

Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Dil kahta hai Wal-Mart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai - roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......
Main Aur mera roommate.........



acchi kahani hai ... tori syani ... thori badmashi hai
isse yeh to pata laga aap ka koi room mate hai


aaagar iska roommate na hota to ye yoindia per thodi hota,.,...

ye to ghar per aaram se  soo raha hota Shocked
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Tosha
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«Reply #97 on: May 22, 2005, 10:46:31 AM »
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ha ha ha....kya baat kahi tushar aap ne
lage HUMTUM maala jhapne
karte hai roommate ke jane ka intezaar
taki ke sake yeh do jhapki, hai yeh behal
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«Reply #98 on: May 22, 2005, 10:51:02 AM »
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ha ha ha....kya baat kahi tushar aap ne
lage HUMTUM maala jhapne
karte hai roommate ke jane ka intezaar
taki ke sake yeh do jhapki, hai yeh behal



aarre mai koi iski g/f hu jo isse jhappi dunga,..

ya mai huiska yarr jo issse pappi dunga,.....


oye galat mat samjho pappi means kiss nahi,..

pappi maine pilla(dogs)
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«Reply #99 on: May 22, 2005, 11:07:09 AM »
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lo ji kar lo baat
...
yeh bhi jhappi aur pappi ke baat karte hai
khud ke sharma ke phir use pilla batate hai
...
le ko jhappi de do pappi...pappa bhi aajayenge
nahi samjhoge tum kuch bhi na hum samjhayenge
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«Reply #100 on: May 22, 2005, 12:01:22 PM »
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lo ji kar lo baat
...
yeh bhi jhappi aur pappi ke baat karte hai
khud ke sharma ke phir use pilla batate hai
...
le ko jhappi de do pappi...pappa bhi aajayenge
nahi samjhoge tum kuch bhi na hum samjhayenge



aacha mat samjhao hum tumhari batain samajh bhi nahi payanger,..

hum mad(pagal)thodi hai,...
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HumTum
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«Reply #101 on: May 22, 2005, 12:19:41 PM »
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tussi gr8 ho hum tum ji.............hun pata lagga ....kis halat mein rehte ho tum aur tumhara room mate.....lolzzzz



Shukriya Nikki ji ...... tussi vi great ho .. bavvey naam tuvada Nikki hai per tussi vadey great ho .... per Aaj kal nazar nhi aaundey.

ab kya batlaye aap ko apney ghar ki haalat
roz raat ko sajti hai wha bhootoon ki adaalat !!
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«Reply #102 on: May 22, 2005, 12:21:22 PM »
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Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste....

Main aur mera roommate,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai

Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai

Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,

ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo

Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai

Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Dil kahta hai Wal-Mart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai - roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......
Main Aur mera roommate.........



acchi kahani hai ... tori syani ... thori badmashi hai
isse yeh to pata laga aap ka koi room mate hai


Thanx Tosha ji .....  aur dekho aap ko ab pta bhi chal gya ki mera ik roommate hai .... hai na !!!
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«Reply #103 on: May 22, 2005, 01:05:15 PM »
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lo ji kar lo baat
...
yeh bhi jhappi aur pappi ke baat karte hai
khud ke sharma ke phir use pilla batate hai
...
le ko jhappi de do pappi...pappa bhi aajayenge
nahi samjhoge tum kuch bhi na hum samjhayenge



aacha mat samjhao hum tumhari batain samajh bhi nahi payanger,..

hum mad(pagal)thodi hai,...


MAD nahi aap pagal zaroor ho
najahe aur kya kaya ho aap ko main janti thori hun
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«Reply #104 on: May 22, 2005, 01:15:12 PM »
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Quote from: "Tosha"
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Main Aur mera roommate
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain
Ghar saaf hota to kaisa hota
Main kitchen saaf karta,tum bathrooom dhote
main hall saaf karta, tum balcony dekhte
Log is baat pe hairaan hote
aur us baat pe haste....

Main aur mera roommate,
aksar Yeh Baatain Karte Hain

Yeh hara bhara sink hai
ya bartanon ki jang chidi hui hai

Yeh colour full kitchen hai
ya masalon se holi kheli hai

Hai farsh ki nayi design
ya doodh,beer se dhuli hui hain

Yeh cellphone hai ya dhakkan,
sleeping bag ya kisika aanchal,

ye airfreshner ka naya flavour hai,
ya trash bag se ati badboo

Yeh pattiyon ki hai sarsarahut
ke heater phirse kharab hua hai

Yeh sonchta hain roommate kab se gum sum -
Ke jab ke usko bhi yeh khabar hai
Ke machar nahi hai, kaheen nahi hai
magar uska dil hai ke kah raha hai
machar yaheen hai, yaheen kaheen hai !

Toand ( pet ) ki ye haalat, meri bhi hai, uski bhi,
dil mein ek tasvir idhar bhi hai, udhar bhi
Karne ko bohot kuch hai magar kab kare hum
Kab tak yoon hi is tarah rahe hum

Dil kahta hai Wal-Mart se koi vaccum cleaner la de
ye Carpet jo jine ko zoonz raha hai, fikwa de
Hum saaf rahe sakte hai, logon ko bata dain,
Haan hum roommates hai - roommates hai – roommates hai
Ab dil main yehi baaaat, idhar bhi hai udhar bhi......
Main Aur mera roommate.........



acchi kahani hai ... tori syani ... thori badmashi hai
isse yeh to pata laga aap ka koi room mate hai


Thanx Tosha ji .....  aur dekho aap ko ab pta bhi chal gya ki mera ik roommate hai .... hai na !!!


vo hi to kuch to pata chala
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