patharo ka shahar @ mumbai

Mood main nahin hain ye
Warna inke johar dekhte

johar dekhtey kya matlab
yeh kya patay band ker jingaa la la hoo kertey hien
lolzzzzzzzzzz

nikamma ji
main kuch kahna nahi chahta tha par aap ne majboor kar diya
ab aap ne chacha kaha hai to ek chacha wala shair hi sun lo

shayer shayer kahte ho main hu shayero ka chacha
saare shayer mar gaye main akela bacha

aur main aap se koi mukabla nahi karna chahta kyun ki

mukabla kare tu humse ye aukaat nahi teri
zamana jaanta hai kabhi haara nahi hu main
                                     ( mateen govindvi)

thanx talat ji

sher nahi ab to sirf dog hi aata hai

wah mere sher tu ne to nikamma ji ko sach mein nikamma banadiya hai

mujhe pm bhej baat karni hai tere se

pata nahin kya hua hai...

Mumbai pe likhne walon dilli ki daastan suno.......


Ek din, mein dilli pahuncha
Station pe ek coolie se bahar jane ka rasta pooncha,
Coolie ne kaha "bahar jaake poocho"

Maine khud hi rasta doondh liya,
Bahar jaake taxiwale se pooncha,
"bhai saab Aagre ka kitna loge?"
Jawab mila, "bechna nahi hai.."

Phir maine bus pakad li,
conductor se pooncha,
"ji.. kya mein cigarette pi sakta hoon?"

Wo gurrra kar bola,
"hargiz nahi, yaha cigarette pina mana hai."

Maine kaha,
"par wo janab to pi rahe hai!"

Phir se gurrrraya,
"usne mujhse pooncha nahi hai."

Aagre pahucha, hotel gaya. Manager se kaha,
"mujhe room chahiye, satve manzil pe."

Manager ne kaha,
"rahane ke liye ya koodne ke liye?"

Room pahucha, waiter se kaha, "ek paani ka gilas milega."

Usne jawab diya, "nahi sahab, yaha to saare kanch ke milte hai."

Hotel se nikla dost ke ghar jaane ke liye, Raste me ek sahab se
pooncha, "janab, ye sadak kaha ko jaati hai?"

Janab hans kar bole, "peechle bis saal se dekh rahan hoon, yahi padi
hai...."

Dost ke ghar pahucha, to mujhe dekhte hi chownk pada Usne
poocha, "dilli kaise aana hua?"

Ab tak to mujhe bhi aadat pad gayi thi,
to maine bhi jawab diya,"Train se.."

Meri aaobhagat karne ke liye dost ne apni biwi se kaha,"areeee sunti
ho... mera dost pehli baar ghar aaya hai, uuse kuch taja taja
khilao.."

Sunte hi bhabhiji ne ghar ki sari khidkiya aur darwaje khol diye.
Kaha, "taji hawa kha lijiye."

Dost ne phir se badi pyar se biwi se kaha, "areeee sunti ho...inhe
jara apna chalis saal purana aachar to dikhana."

Bhabiji ek batli me rakha aachar le aayi, Maine bhi apnapan dikhate
hue bhabiji se kaha, "bhabhiji, aachar sirf dikhayengi, chakhayengi
nahi....?"

Bhabiji ne taak jawab diya, "yuhi agar sab ko chakhati to aachar
chalis saal purana kaise hota..?"

Thodi der baad dekha, bhabiji apne pote ko soola rahi thi, Saath me
lori bhi ga rahi thi, "diploma so ja, diploma so ja."

Lori soon mein hairan hua aur dost se poocha, "yaar ye diploma kya
hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "mere pote ka naam, Beti bambai gayi thi,
diploma lene ke liye aur saath mein ise le aayi, isiliye hamne iska
naam diploma rakh diya."

Phir maine pooncha, "aajkal tumhari beti kya kar rahi hai?"

Dost ne jawab diya, "bambai gayi hai, degree lene ke liye...."