two lines funny tukbandi chain

by bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:18:49 AM
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«Reply #30 on: October 06, 2008, 12:37:25 PM »
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Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 06, 2008, 12:23:11 PM
AJI JHOOTHI JEET KA TO BAHANA THA
ASAL ME AAPKO DOBARA BULANA THA Giggle
AAJ MERI KAMWALI NAHI AAYEE
AAP HI SE PAYA PAKWANA THA Laughing hard Laughing hard


Apni kaamchor Kaamwaali ko naukari se nikaal dijiye,
Khana banwaane ke liye, 'Moon' ki mummy se madad lijiye..
Khabardaar hamko yun befaaltu mein awaaz na diya kijiye..
Bhabhi ji se bannwa ke humare liye courier se bhijwa dijiye!! tongue3
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«Reply #31 on: October 06, 2008, 12:37:56 PM »
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Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 06, 2008, 12:29:24 PM
ITNI DARTI HO TO ABD KA MAZAK UDATI Q HO
UNKA DIL JAWAAN HAIN UMR PE JATI Q HO.  Laughing hard Laughing hard


Theek hai naa, umar ka lihaaj hum karte hai,
Aapki tarah bewajah toh nahin sabse darrte hai..
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«Reply #32 on: October 06, 2008, 12:57:41 PM »
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Apni bahaduri ke kissey na aisey sabko sunao,
chhipkali ko dekhkar hua kya haal, ye bhi batao.. tongue3
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«Reply #33 on: October 06, 2008, 12:59:23 PM »
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hamari dukhti rag pe hath rakh diya warna paya to zarur banwate DOH
moon ki mummy ko 2 din ke liye maike bhijwate Giggle
waise befaltu hi sahi awaz sunti to ho hamari Winking
joo ager na sunti hum awaz hi q lagate NaNaNa
Quote from: Mahiya on October 06, 2008, 12:37:25 PM

Apni kaamchor Kaamwaali ko naukari se nikaal dijiye,
Khana banwaane ke liye, 'Moon' ki mummy se madad lijiye..
Khabardaar hamko yun befaaltu mein awaaz na diya kijiye..
Bhabhi ji se bannwa ke humare liye courier se bhijwa dijiye!! tongue3
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«Reply #34 on: October 06, 2008, 01:07:14 PM »
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sach baat hain umr ka lihaaj zaruri hain  Giggle
aaj se hum bhi aapka bohat lihaaj karege Laughing hard
zindagi ke aakhri pehar me dukh pohchaye
aisi na hum aapse koi baat karege Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Quote from: Mahiya on October 06, 2008, 12:37:56 PM

Theek hai naa, umar ka lihaaj hum karte hai,
Aapki tarah bewajah toh nahin sabse darrte hai..
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«Reply #35 on: October 06, 2008, 01:07:38 PM »
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Mahiya ji,
Wajan to ab bhi hai utnaa hi, jitnaa pahiley thaa:
Jab unhain, pahlee baar, baag-e-nou mein deykhaa thaa!
Umra badhhtee rahee hai, par, woh wajan baaqee hai:
Doosraa hai kahaan, jis ko mein dobaarah deykhoon?
                                     - abd bundeli
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«Reply #36 on: October 06, 2008, 01:19:12 PM »
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Quote from: natural on October 06, 2008, 12:57:41 PM
Apni bahaduri ke kissey na aisey sabko sunao,
chhipkali ko dekhkar hua kya haal, ye bhi batao.. tongue3

Chhipkali wala kissa kyon sabko sunaaya aapne,
Hamari bahaduri par question mark lagaaya aapne..  Is it SO!
Sahi hai chhipkali / girgit se hum darrte bahut hai,
Uss par bhi Girgit ki tarah hi rang dikhaaya aapne.. tongue3
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«Reply #37 on: October 06, 2008, 01:22:42 PM »
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Mahiya dear toh emoticons ki rani hai
Har bhar unki emoticons chamak thi hai.. tongue3
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«Reply #38 on: October 06, 2008, 01:28:07 PM »
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Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 06, 2008, 12:59:23 PM
hamari dukhti rag pe hath rakh diya warna paya to zarur banwate DOH
moon ki mummy ko 2 din ke liye maike bhijwate Giggle
waise befaltu hi sahi awaz sunti to ho hamari Winking
joo ager na sunti hum awaz hi q lagate NaNaNa

Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 06, 2008, 01:07:14 PM
sach baat hain umr ka lihaaj zaruri hain  Giggle
aaj se hum bhi aapka bohat lihaaj karege Laughing hard
zindagi ke aakhri pehar me dukh pohchaye
aisi na hum aapse koi baat karege Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard


Apni umar chhupaane ko, kyon itne talabgaar hai aap,
Actually mein toh dimaag se bahut bimaar hai aap...
Jyaada kya kahey, aapki umar ka bhi lihaaj hai humein,
Dimaag ke saath saath budhaape ke bhi toh shikaar hai aap... tongue3
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«Reply #39 on: October 06, 2008, 01:34:44 PM »
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Quote from: Mahiya on October 06, 2008, 01:19:12 PM
Chhipkali wala kissa kyon sabko sunaaya aapne,
Hamari bahaduri par question mark lagaaya aapne..  Is it SO!
Sahi hai chhipkali / girgit se hum darrte bahut hai,
Uss par bhi Girgit ki tarah hi rang dikhaaya aapne.. tongue3

Kahan takk aise kissey sabko main sunaunga,
bahaduri kamm na hogi aapki, main hi thhak jaunga.. tongue3
Girgit kaha hai to kuchh to mujhse daro,
Shayri mein hi sahi, par aise na ghoora karo.... Laughing hard
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«Reply #40 on: October 06, 2008, 01:36:50 PM »
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Quote from: abdbundeli on October 06, 2008, 01:07:38 PM
Mahiya ji,
Wajan to ab bhi hai utnaa hi, jitnaa pahiley thaa:
Jab unhain, pahlee baar, baag-e-nou mein deykhaa thaa!
Umra badhhtee rahee hai, par, woh wajan baaqee hai:
Doosraa hai kahaan, jis ko mein dobaarah deykhoon?
                                     - abd bundeli




Doosre ko naa dekhiyega, Pehle par hi dhyaan dijiye,
Ek par hi sitam kijiye, Kisi doosre ki naa jaan lijiye...  icon_geek
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«Reply #41 on: October 06, 2008, 01:37:34 PM »
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lo mere har birthday pe tum khud hi cake banati ho DOH
umar ziyada ho gayee isiliye bhool jati ho Giggle
lekin had to tab ho jati hain yaro
jab mere cake pe 25 ki jagah sirf 20 mombatti lagati ho  Laughing hard Laughing hard NaNaNa


Quote from: Mahiya on October 06, 2008, 01:28:07 PM

Apni umar chhupaane ko, kyon itne talabgaar hai aap,
Actually mein toh dimaag se bahut bimaar hai aap...
Jyaada kya kahey, aapki umar ka bhi lihaaj hai humein,
Dimaag ke saath saath budhaape ke bhi toh shikaar hai aap... tongue3
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«Reply #42 on: October 06, 2008, 01:43:55 PM »
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Quote from: natural on October 06, 2008, 01:34:44 PM
Kahan takk aise kissey sabko main sunaunga,
bahaduri kamm na hogi aapki, main hi thhak jaunga.. tongue3
Girgit kaha hai to kuchh to mujhse daro,
Shayri mein hi sahi, par aise na ghoora karo.... Laughing hard

Pehle darraane waala koi kaam toh kijiye,
Aapko kisne mana kiya, Sabko ghoora kijiye...
Kyon gala sookh gaya, ladkiyon ke darr se,
Coke, ThumbsUp, Pepsi, pehle kuch pi lijiye...
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«Reply #43 on: October 06, 2008, 01:48:28 PM »
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Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 06, 2008, 01:37:34 PM
lo mere har birthday pe tum khud hi cake banati ho DOH
umar ziyada ho gayee isiliye bhool jati ho Giggle
lekin had to tab ho jati hain yaro
jab mere cake pe 25 ki jagah sirf 20 mombatti lagati ho  Laughing hard Laughing hard NaNaNa



Itna bada jhooth...  BangHead Hadd kar di aapne.. tongue3

Ufff... Dekhiye 95 ko phir se 25 likh diya aapne,
Jhooth bolne ki limit ko bhi cross kar diya aapne..
Iss umar mein bhi peene ke aadat nahin gayi shayad,
Lagta hai Bhabhi ko maiyke bhej phir se peg liya aapne..
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«Reply #44 on: October 06, 2008, 01:54:06 PM »
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Mahiya ji,
Meyree nazar mein doosraa kahaan sey aayegaa?
Woh kab talak 'nayan' naqaab mein chhupaayegaa?
Nigaah jaw mein, raah par usee ki hai ab to:
Doosraa koun hai, jo, sir pai yoon bithhaayegaa?
                           - abd bundeli
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