two lines funny tukbandi chain

by bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:18:49 AM
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dard to sabhi ke paas behisab hai yahan....muskaan nahi hai...maine socha kyun na sabhi ko kahen ki kuch aisa likhen ki hothon pe muskaan aa jaye...na bhi aaye to kam se kam funny me aapki ek post to ho...kyunki kai member humare dard me hi rah jaate hain..to......likhen bhi dimag ko alag rakh kar aur padhen bhi ..aise hi
yahan do line ki funny tukbandi likhni hai.....koshish karen ki pahle wale sher ka jawab ho........aur na bhi ho to koi baat nahi....funny me sab jayaj hai...to shuru karen ...........

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«Reply #1 on: October 05, 2008, 08:29:39 AM »
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dard ke baazar me tum dhundhte ho muskaan,
halwaai ki dukaan me kyunkar bikenge aam Laughing hard
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«Reply #2 on: October 05, 2008, 08:36:14 AM »
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Quote from: bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:18:49 AM
Dear all,
dard to sabhi ke paas behisab hai yahan....muskaan nahi hai...maine socha kyun na sabhi ko kahen ki kuch aisa likhen ki hothon pe muskaan aa jaye...na bhi aaye to kam se kam funny me aapki ek post to ho...kyunki kai member humare dard me hi rah jaate hain..to......likhen bhi dimag ko alag rakh kar aur padhen bhi ..aise hi
yahan do line ki funny tukbandi likhni hai.....koshish karen ki pahle wale sher ka jawab ho........aur na bhi ho to koi baat nahi....funny me sab jayaj hai...to shuru karen ...........

marte marte bhi logon ko kasht de jaayenge,
log chalenge paidal hum kandhon pe jayenge


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Aap beshak kandhon par jaaiyega, Magar Hum toh ji paidal hi aayeinge,
Bhoot bann kar hum, Sab Kandhon par uthhane waalon ko darrayeinge... NaNaNa

Quote from: bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:29:39 AM
dard ke baazar me tum dhundhte ho muskaan,
halwaai ki dukaan me kyunkar bikenge aam Laughing hard

Halwaai ki dukaan mein kabhi na kabhi aam bikeigaa,
Magar aap ki khopdi mein kab akal ka naam dikheigaa... tongue3 ?? (don't mind, just joking)
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«Reply #3 on: October 05, 2008, 08:47:17 AM »
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akalmand humse katraate hain,
aap jaise murkh dost ban jaate hain

(dont mind nahi pls. mind it)
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«Reply #4 on: October 05, 2008, 08:50:51 AM »
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MAHIYA KO KUCH NA KEHNA MAIN RO PADUGA Crying
USE KUCH BURA KEHNA HAIN TO SIRF MAIN KAHUGA  Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #5 on: October 05, 2008, 08:55:00 AM »
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sajid agar tu roya to fir hansega koun,
in ulti-pulti baaton me fansega koun, mai hun don Laughing hard
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«Reply #6 on: October 05, 2008, 08:55:28 AM »
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Quote from: bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:47:17 AM
akalmand humse katraate hain,
aap jaise murkh dost ban jaate hain

(dont mind nahi pls. mind it)

Bilcul Mind kar liya... Kyonki mind hai, toh mind toh karega hi naa.. NaNaNa Aapki tarah nahin.. NaNaNa


Murkh ko toh sabhi akalmand, murkh nazar aate hai,
Hum bhi aapse katraate hai.. Bus Kya kare,
Aapki haalat par hum, Zaraa taras kha jaate hai.. Laughing hard

Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 05, 2008, 08:50:51 AM
MAHIYA KO KUCH NA KEHNA MAIN RO PADUGA Crying
USE KUCH BURA KEHNA HAIN TO SIRF MAIN KAHUGA  Laughing hard Laughing hard

ha ha ha...

Theek hai ji, Ji khol ke bura kahiye,
Hum toh kisi tarha se seh jaayege..
Lekin humne kuch aapki tareef kari toh,
Aapki aankhon se nadi-naale beh jaayege.. tongue3
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«Reply #7 on: October 05, 2008, 08:59:21 AM »
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NADI NALE BAHE TO HUM USME NAHA LEGE Laughing hard
AUR BACHE HUE PANI ME TUMKO DUBA DEGE  NaNaNa
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«Reply #8 on: October 05, 2008, 09:03:06 AM »
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WAH RAJA DON KO KEHTE HO MAIN HU DON
ACHCHA CHAL BATA MALE HOTA HAIN DON TO FEMALE KAUN
Quote from: bekarar on October 05, 2008, 08:55:00 AM
sajid agar tu roya to fir hansega koun,
in ulti-pulti baaton me fansega koun, mai hun don Laughing hard
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«Reply #9 on: October 05, 2008, 09:04:26 AM »
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@ mahiya
taras khaa ke kisi ne dosti daal di jholi me paas me
mudaton se failaye baitha raha jholi wo "kuch aur" ki aas me  Laughing hard Laughing hard

@ sajid

mahiya aur sajid jab nadi bahe, mujhe pm kar dena
rajasthan me sukha pada hai, ise chaman kar dena
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«Reply #10 on: October 05, 2008, 09:05:31 AM »
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Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 05, 2008, 08:59:21 AM
NADI NALE BAHE TO HUM USME NAHA LEGE Laughing hard
AUR BACHE HUE PANI ME TUMKO DUBA DEGE  NaNaNa

Humko doobta dekh kar toh sau bachaane waale aa jaayeinge..
Khair Chaliye kisi bhi bahaane, Saal mein ek baar to aap nahayeinge Laughing hard
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«Reply #11 on: October 05, 2008, 09:07:43 AM »
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Quote from: bekarar on October 05, 2008, 09:04:26 AM
@ mahiya
taras khaa ke kisi ne dosti daal di jholi me paas me
mudaton se failaye baitha raha jholi wo "kuch aur" ki aas me  Laughing hard Laughing hard

Yeh "kuch aur" kya bala hai, Khul kar bataaiye,
Is maangne ki aadat par zara limit toh lagaaiye.. Laughing hard
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«Reply #12 on: October 05, 2008, 09:10:13 AM »
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MERE NAHAYE PANI ME WOH KITNE KHUSH HAIN DOOB KAR
SACH KEHTI THI MAHIYA MAIN MEHAKTA GULAB HU Giggle
Quote from: Mahiya on October 05, 2008, 09:05:31 AM
Humko doobta dekh kar toh sau bachaane waale aa jaayeinge..
Khair Chaliye kisi bhi bahaane, Saal mein ek baar to aap nahayeinge Laughing hard
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«Reply #13 on: October 05, 2008, 09:12:58 AM »
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Quote from: sajid_ghayel on October 05, 2008, 09:10:13 AM
MERE NAHAYE PANI ME WOH KITNE KHUSH HAIN DOOB KAR
SACH KEHTI THI MAHIYA MAIN MEHAKTA GULAB HU Giggle

 Is it SO!

Kitni galatfehmiyaan bhari hai aapke dimaag mein,
Yeh kaisa gulaab hai jo, badbu failaaye baag mein.. tongue3
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«Reply #14 on: October 05, 2008, 09:14:05 AM »
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HUMKO KYA TUMNE KOI BAANDH SAMAJ RAK_KHA HAIN DOH
TUM SAMBHALO APNA RAJASTHAN HUMNE KYA THEKA LE RAK_KHA HAIN Laughing hard
Quote from: bekarar on October 05, 2008, 09:04:26 AM
@ mahiya
taras khaa ke kisi ne dosti daal di jholi me paas me
mudaton se failaye baitha raha jholi wo "kuch aur" ki aas me  Laughing hard Laughing hard

@ sajid

mahiya aur sajid jab nadi bahe, mujhe pm kar dena
rajasthan me sukha pada hai, ise chaman kar dena
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