Angel's Collection

by angel4u on April 26, 2006, 07:04:49 AM

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«Reply #7515 on: January 10, 2007, 08:10:24 PM »

Santa: Bhagwane Suit Bada Sohna Paya Hai.
Jeeto: Thank You G
Santa: Lipstick Badi Sohni Laayi Aa.
Jeeto: Thank You G.
Santa: Shingaar V Sohna Kitaa Aa.
Jeeto: Thank You G
Santa: Par Sohni Pher V Nahi Lagdi...
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«Reply #7516 on: January 10, 2007, 08:11:17 PM »

Accident Took Place. Crowd Gathered.
Santa, The Reporter Couldnt Get In.
Clever Santa Cried-Mera Bapu.
Crowd Made Way 4him But
It Was A Donkey's Accident...
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«Reply #7517 on: January 10, 2007, 08:12:13 PM »

Santa N Banta Were Watchin A Cricket Match.
When Dhoni Hits A Boundary.
Banta: Kya Goal Mara.
Santa: Raha Na Bewakoof Ka Bewakoof,
Goal Ismein Nahin Cricket Mein Hota Hai...
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«Reply #7518 on: January 10, 2007, 08:13:05 PM »

What Do You Do When 4Sardarji Throws A Hand Grenade At You?

Pull The Pin And Throw It Back...
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«Reply #7519 on: January 10, 2007, 08:14:09 PM »

In An Interview,
Interviewer: How Does An Electric Motor Run?
Santa: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr.....Interviewer
Shouts: Stop It, Sardar: Dhhuurrrr Dhup Dhup Dhup...
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«Reply #7520 on: January 10, 2007, 08:15:19 PM »

Banta: Some People Can Tell Time By Looking At The Sun.
Santa: But I've Never Been Able To See The Numbers...
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«Reply #7521 on: January 10, 2007, 08:16:22 PM »

Kisi Mod Par Hum Aapko Khone Nahi Denge,
Juda Hona Chaha To Bhi Hone Nahi Denge,
Chandni Raaton Mein Aayegi Meri Yaad,
Meri Yaad Ke Wo Pal Aapko Sone Nahi Denge...
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«Reply #7522 on: January 10, 2007, 08:19:24 PM »

Tourist: Whose Skeleton Is That?
Santa: Tipu's Skeleton.
Tourist: Whose That Smaller Skeleton Next To It?
Santa: That Was Tipu's Skeleton When He Was Child...
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«Reply #7523 on: January 10, 2007, 08:20:14 PM »

Santa: Yaar Mujhe Apni Gf Ko Gift Dena Hai, Kya Dun?
Banta: Gold Ring De De,
Santa: Koi Badi Chiz Bol Yaar,
Banta: To Phir MRF Ka Tyre De De...
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«Reply #7524 on: January 10, 2007, 08:21:31 PM »

Ye Dil Hardam Tere Pyar Ka Talabgaar Rahega,
Mar Jaunga Main Par Ye Wakt Yaadgaar Rahega...
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«Reply #7525 on: January 10, 2007, 08:23:08 PM »

Santa Joined Nasa.
After One Month The Americans Had To Change The Name From
NASA to SATYANASA...
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«Reply #7526 on: January 10, 2007, 08:24:34 PM »

TEACHER : "George Washington Not Only Chopped Down His Father's Cherry Tree,
But Also Admitted Doing It.
Now Do You Know Why His Father Didn't Punish Him?"
STUDENT : "Because George Still Had The Axe In His Hand?"
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«Reply #7527 on: January 10, 2007, 08:26:00 PM »

Santa & Banta Were Going With Their Friend On One Scooter
& A Traffic Cop Tried To Stop Them.
Santa Said: Sorry Bhaji, Already 3 Baithe Hain Bilkul Bhi Jagah Nahin Hai...
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«Reply #7528 on: January 10, 2007, 08:26:59 PM »

Banta: Y Do You Take Your Wife Only To Night Clubs?
Santa: By The Time She Gets Ready No Other Place Is Open...
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«Reply #7529 on: January 10, 2007, 08:27:47 PM »

Lady Doc: Tum Roz Subah Clinic Ke Bahar Khade Ho Kar Auraton Ko Kyon Ghoorte Ho?
Santa: Ji Aap Hi Ne Bahar Likha Hai: Auraton Ko Dekhne Ka Samay 9am-11am...
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