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«Reply #7530 on: January 10, 2007, 08:30:15 PM »

There Was A Meeting Of All The Surd Freedom Fighters.
They Were Planning For A Free Punjab.
Santa Singh Raised A Point, "Oye...We'll Take Punjab From India But How Would We Develop It?"
That Was A Tough One Indeed. Banta Singh Had A Brainwave...
"No Problem! We'll Attack Amrika,
We Will Lose And It Would Take Over Us
And Then We Would Become A State Of USA and Develop Automatically."
All The Surds Became Happy With This Very Simple Solution But An Old Surd Was Not.
Someone Asked Him Why He Wasn't Happy.
The Old Surd Replied, "THAT'S ALL VERY WELL...WHAT WOULD HAPPEN IF BY CHANCE WE WON AND TOOK OVER AMRIKA???"
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«Reply #7531 on: January 10, 2007, 08:31:16 PM »

Santa Walks Into A Library And Says,
"Can I Have A Burger And Coke?"
Librarian, "I'm Sorry, This Is A Library",
Santa Whispers, "Can I Have A Burger And Fries?"...
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«Reply #7532 on: January 10, 2007, 08:32:19 PM »

Santa (Reading From Book Of Facts): "Do You Know That Everytime I Breathe A Man

Dies?"
Banta: "Why Dont You Use A Mouth Wash?"...
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«Reply #7533 on: January 10, 2007, 08:33:45 PM »

Santa (Scientist) Cut A Frogs Leg N Said Jump.
Frog Jumped.
He Cuts Another Leg N Say JUMP. ..
It Jumped.
Repets For 3rd Leg.
Now He Cuts The Fourth Leg And Say JUMP,
Frog Coudnt Jump.
Santa Wrote The Result Of His Reserch,
"If Frog Losees All Its Leg It Become DEAF...
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«Reply #7534 on: January 10, 2007, 08:34:34 PM »

Frog: Tumhare Paas Dimaag Nahin Hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin Hai.
Santa: Hai.
Frog: Nahin Hai & Jumps Into The Well.
Santa: Isme Suicide Karne Waali Kya Baat Thi...
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«Reply #7535 on: January 10, 2007, 08:36:08 PM »

Sardars Son Was Filling Application Form.
In Form It Was Asked About Mother Tounge.
Son Asked Dad Wat Shld I Write Here?
Dad Says Write Very Long...
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«Reply #7536 on: January 10, 2007, 08:37:01 PM »

A Man To Santa: Aao Ji Chess Khelte Hai,
Santa: Tu Chal Main Sports Shoes Pahen Ke Abhi Aaya...
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«Reply #7537 on: January 10, 2007, 08:38:20 PM »

Banta: I've Discovered The Origin Of The Word Good-Bye,
Santa: Oh Yeh! Whats It?
Banta: Many Years Ago,Some Husband Said To His Wife, 'I'm Levaing You!'
And The Wife Said: 'Good!Bye!'...
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«Reply #7538 on: January 10, 2007, 08:39:27 PM »

At The Scene Of An Accident A Man Was Crying:
O God! I Hv Lst My Hand, Oh!
Santa: Control Urself. Don't Cry. See That Man.
He Has Lost His Head.
Is He Crying???
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«Reply #7539 on: January 10, 2007, 08:40:57 PM »

Banta: Yaar Teri Wife Ki Maut Ka Bada Afsos Hua, Waise Kya Hua Tha?
Santa: Goli Lagi Thi Mathe Pe,
Banta: Wahe Guru Ji Da Shukar Kar Ke Ankh Bach Gayi...
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«Reply #7540 on: January 10, 2007, 08:42:01 PM »

Sardarji Proposes To A Woman.
She Says Yes If You Bring Me A Pair Of Crocodile Boots.
He Sets Off To Africa And Disappears.
Finally A Search Is Being Made,
They Find Him Hunting Crocodiles And
Watch Him Killing A Huge One.
He Walks Over The Reptile,
Checks Its Legs And Angrily Exclaims
"71st And *Again* Barefoot!"
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«Reply #7541 on: January 10, 2007, 08:42:53 PM »

Banta: You Looked Troubled, What’s Your Prob?
Santa: I’m Going To Be A Father
Banta: But, That's Wonderful
Santa: What's Wonderful! My Wife Doesn't Know About It Yet...
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«Reply #7542 on: January 10, 2007, 08:44:57 PM »

Ladkiyonki Ada Hamein Pasand Nahi,
Ladkiyon Se Baatein Hame Pasand Nahi,
Wo Aane Wale Bachhonki Zidd Hai Mummy Rakh Lo,
Warna Hamein Shadi Karna Pasand Nahi...
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«Reply #7543 on: January 10, 2007, 08:45:51 PM »

Sadhu: Bachhe Teri Biwi Ko Chudai Chimad Gayi Hai, Upay Karao,
Banta: Upay? Baba, Agar Do Behne Gale Mil Rahi Hai To Isme Harz Hi Kya Hai???
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«Reply #7544 on: January 10, 2007, 08:47:53 PM »

Santa: Oye Kab Tak Akela Rahega Ab To Tujhe Ghar Mein Patni Le Aani Chahiye?
Banta: Idea To Achha Hai Lekin Sochta Hoon Kisiki Patni Le Aaun...
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