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«Reply #7575 on: January 11, 2007, 07:04:31 PM »

A Asardarji With Two Red Ears Went To His Doctor.
The Doctor Asked Him What Had Happened To His Ears And
He Answered:I Was Ironing A Shirt And The Phone Rang.
But Instead Of Picking Up The Phone
I Acccidentally Picked Up The Iron And Stuck It To My Ear.
"Oh Dear!" The Doctor Exclaimed In Disbelief.
But ... What Happened To The Other Ear?
The Scoundrel Called Back. Said Asardarji...
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«Reply #7576 on: January 11, 2007, 07:06:16 PM »

While Walking In The Highlands Santa Fell Down A Deep Hole.
Banta: Are You Ok?
Santa: Yeah!
Banta: Did You Break Anything?
Santa: No, There's Nothing Down Here...
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«Reply #7577 on: January 11, 2007, 07:07:08 PM »

Santa Dials A Number:
A Girl Receives The Call.
Santa: Who Are You?
Girl: Seeta Here.
Santa: Maine To Chandigarh Phone Kiya Tha,
Ye To Ayodhya Mil Gaya...
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«Reply #7578 on: January 11, 2007, 07:07:51 PM »

Gurdas Maan: Santa Ji, Aapke Bhai Ki Shaadi Mein Kitne Gaane Gaane Hain,
Us Hisab Se Rate Lagega?
Santa: 2-3 Gaa Kar Prg Shuru Kar Dena,
Baad Mein Sharabi Baraat Ne Generator Ki Awaaz Par Hi Naachte Rehna Hai...
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«Reply #7579 on: January 11, 2007, 07:09:19 PM »

Jeeto: Yelled At Santa: You Are Gonna B Really Sorry!
I'm Going To LEAVE You!
Santa: Make Up Your Mind!
Which One Is It Gonna Be?
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«Reply #7580 on: January 11, 2007, 07:10:56 PM »

Santa Went To See A Gal For Marriage.
Their Families Decided To Leave Them For Some Talk.
After Some Time, Santa Asks: Behenji, Tusin Kinne Behen-Bhai Ho?
Girl: Vaise Taan 3 Si, Par Hun 4 Ho Gaye.
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«Reply #7581 on: January 11, 2007, 07:11:57 PM »

Santa Was Standing In Sun On A Hot Sunny Day.
Banta Asked: What Are You Doing?
Santa: Drying Sweat...
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«Reply #7582 on: January 11, 2007, 07:13:28 PM »

Santa Was Caught For Speeding And Went Before The Judge.
The Judge: What'll You Take 30 Days Or Rs 3000.
Santa: I Think I'll Take The Money...
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«Reply #7583 on: January 11, 2007, 07:15:43 PM »

Q: Why Santa Is Standing Below The Tube Light With An Open Mouth.
A: Because Doctor Has Advised Him: 'Aaj Light Khana Hai!!!'
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«Reply #7584 on: January 11, 2007, 07:17:24 PM »

Santa On A Bike Crossing A Border Of Pakistan
The Pakistani Guard Stop The Sardar And Ask:
Guard: What Is In Bag?
Santa: Sand...
Guard Took The Bag And Open It....
It's Full Of Sand.
The Guard Examine's The Sand Under Different Devices..
But It's Only Pure Sand..
Guard Give Bag To Santa And Ask Him To Leave..
After Three Week's Again Santa Came On Bike And The Guard Ask
Guard: What Is In Bag?
Santa: Sand..
Again The Guard Have Look In The Bag And It's Pure Sand..
He Made All Previous Methods To Insure That There Is No Weapon's Aur Drug's In

Sand But It's Clear Again..
Now It's Routine Of Santa To Come To Border And
Again The Guard Take All Precautionery Measure's To Insure That The Sand Is Pure.
After Some Year's The Guard Met Santa In Islamabad
Guard Say's That Now I Am Retired And
Plzzz Tell Me That What Are You Smuggling Across Border?
Sardar Say's: Stupid!!!! BIKE"S...
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«Reply #7585 on: January 11, 2007, 07:18:42 PM »

Teacher: "I Killed A Person"
Convert This Sentence Into Future Tense.
Santa: The Future Tense Is "You Will Go To Jail"...
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«Reply #7586 on: January 11, 2007, 07:19:52 PM »

Postman:- I Have To Come 5 Miles To Deliver You This Packet.
Sardar:- Why Did You Come So Far. Instead You Could Have Posted It...
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«Reply #7587 on: January 11, 2007, 07:20:51 PM »

One Tourist From U.S.A. Asked Santa: Any Great Sardars Born In This Village???
Santa: No Sir, Only Small Babies!!!
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«Reply #7588 on: January 11, 2007, 07:22:43 PM »

Santa Saw A Beautiful Gal...
He Went And Kissed Her.
Gal - What Are You Doing?
Santa: Law, 4th Semester From Punjab University...
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«Reply #7589 on: January 11, 2007, 07:24:11 PM »

A 4sardar, A German And An American Got Arrested
Consuming Alcohol Which Is A Severe Offense In Saudi Arabia,
So For The Terrible Crime They Are All Sentenced 20 Lashes Each Of The Whip.
As They Were Preparing For Their Punishment,
The Sheik Announced: "It's My First Wife's Birthday Today,
And She Has Asked Me To Allow Each Of You One Wish Before Your Whipping."
The German Was First In Line,
He Thought For A While And Then Said:
"Please Tie A Pillow To My Back."
This Was Done, But The Pillow Only Lasted 10 Lashes
& The German Had To Be Carried Away Bleeding And Crying With Pain.
The American Was Next Up.
After Watching The German In Horror He Said Smugly:
"Please Fix Two Pillows To My Back."
But Even Two Pillows Could Only Take 15 Lashes
& The American Was Also Led Away Whimpering Loudly.
The 4sardar Was The Last One Up,
But Before He Could Say Anything,
The Sheikh Turned To Him And Said:
"You Are From A Most Beautiful Part Of The World
And Your Culture Is One Of The Finest In The World.
For This, You May Have Two Wishes!"
"Thank You, Your Most Royal And Merciful Highness," 4sardar Replied.
"In Recognition Of Your Kindness,
My First Wish Is That You Give Me Not 20, But 100 Lashes."
"Not Only Are You An Honorable, Handsome And Powerful Man, You Are Also Very

Brave."
The Sheik Said With An Admiring Look On His Face.
"If 100 Lashes Is What You Desire, Then So Be It.
"And What Is Your Second Wish, ?" The Sheik Asked.
4sardar Smiled And Said, "Tie The American To My Back" !!!
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