Answering machine messages

by chahat on October 18, 2006, 12:14:48 PM
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Hi. This is John:
If you are the phone company, I already sent the money.
If you are my  parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money.
If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

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- Chahat
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