funny phone answering machine ...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on September 01, 2004, 01:11:10 PM
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Here are five funny phone answering machine messages :
 
 
(a). Hello, you've reached Jim and Sonya. We can't pick up the
phone right now, because we're doing something we really enjoy.
Sonya likes doing it up and down, and I like doing it left to
right...real slowly. So leave a message, and when we're done
brushing our teeth we'll get back to you.
 
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(b). Hi, this is John. If you are the phone company, I've already
sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.If you
are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough
money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a
female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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© Hi, I'm probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like.Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you.
 
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(d).Please leave a message. However, you have the right to
remain silent.Everything you say will be recorded and will be
used by us.
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 (f) This is junaid I am out of town, so leave a short message NOT  YOUR LIFE STORY and I will get back to you.

(its a fwd mail)  Usual Smile
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«Reply #1 on: September 02, 2004, 04:21:32 AM »
nice salama.
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