Banta and Santa buy one race horse each

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Banta and Santa buy one race horse each after learning about big money in racing.

Says Banta, "How do we identify which horse is mine and which one is yours?"

Santa Singh replies, "I will cut the tail of my horse and so the horse without a tail will be mine and the one with a tail will be yours."

So they cut the tail of the horse. But in the night their naughty  kids cut the tail of the other horse too.And the next day

Banta Singh is worried and says, "I will cut one of the ears of my horse so the horse  with one ear will be mine and the other one will be yours." The next night the kids cut the other horses ears too. And so it goes on until the horses lost their ears, eyes, had broken noses etc. And in the end both horses were left only with bare legs and were just barely living.


Both Santa and Banta were frustrated.

At last Banta says, "BAHUT HO GAYA. SAFED WALA  GHORA MERA, KALA WALA TERA"
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