santa banta

by tabassum shakeel on June 15, 2006, 08:34:17 AM
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Santa apni khoobsurat Bibi k saath car mein baitha. Driver ne sheesha
set
kiya.
Santa gusse mein bola, meri bibi ko dekhkta hai, piche baith, car mein
chalaoonga!
 
Banta: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Banta: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says This is all India
Radio!

Banta: Y did u buy ur wife a huge diamond ring for her B'day? I thought
she
wanted a car.
Santa: She did, but where in the world was I going to find a fake car?

Jeeto: Dekho woh admi mujhe ghoor-ghoor ke dekh raha hai.
Santa: Woh to kabadia hai, raddi pe nazar rakhna uski aadat hai

Santa: Agar tumhe kuch ho gaya to mein Pagal ho jaaunga.
Jeeto: Doosri shaadi to nahin karogey?
Santa: Pagal ka kya hai, kuch bhi kar sakta hai

A man to Santa: Ur friend is kissing ur wife in ur home.
Santa rushes home and came back within half an hour n slapped the man n
said: He's not my friend.

Santa goes to buy a underwear. On choosing one he asks: How much for
this?
Shopkeeper: Rs 500
Santa: Arey bhai daily waer dikhaao, Party wear nahin chahiye.
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«Reply #1 on: July 08, 2006, 02:25:07 PM »
Bahoot Khoob Tabassum Didi,..
Jokes Likhna Bahoot Hi Mushkil Hain,..
Magar Pardhne mein Jo Mazaa Ata Hai Isko Wo Dar Mein Kahan,...
Lage Raho,.
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«Reply #2 on: March 13, 2010, 10:21:53 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard Laughing hard
Nice one Tabassum Ji
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