Santa & Banta

by indianraj_us on July 31, 2004, 11:09:43 AM
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«Reply #15 on: July 31, 2004, 11:19:46 AM »
I look at the moon, the moon is beautiful... I look at you.. I.. I'd rather look at the moon again..
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«Reply #16 on: July 31, 2004, 11:20:23 AM »
One day a Sardar byes 2 tickets in bus. So conductor asks why are buying 2 tickets? Then Sardar tell "What can I do if 1st ticket will lost"? Then conductor ask him "What would you do if both tickets will lost?" Then Sardar answered him I have "Buss Pass" with me.  
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«Reply #17 on: July 31, 2004, 11:21:22 AM »
Osama song! (Inspired from Gadar) Main nikla, Jahaaz (plane) leke O raste mein Newyork mein ik mod aaya main Trade Tower tod aaya ... Rab jane kab guzra Newyork O Rab jaane kab Pentagon aaya main utthe Jahaaz phod aaya.
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«Reply #18 on: July 31, 2004, 11:22:29 AM »
Once a lazy man entered party hall and started to eat. A man beside him asked him to wash his hands before he spoil all the food. The lazy man answered lazily why to wash hands twice ?
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«Reply #19 on: July 31, 2004, 11:23:14 AM »
My uncle in Detroit tried to make a new kind of car. He took the engine from a Ford, the transmission from an Oldsmobile, the tires from a Cadillac, and the exhaust system from a Plymouth.
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«Reply #20 on: July 31, 2004, 11:24:01 AM »
One Sardar go to Kaun Banega Crorepati. Amitabh said first introductory question. 'what is your father name?' Sardar misunderstanding and said 'Amitabhji please give me a four option'.  
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«Reply #21 on: July 31, 2004, 11:24:32 AM »
Chintu match dekte samay, Raju aya, wo bola kya dekha raha rai. chintu bola match to raju bola abhi kaya hoga, chintu bola abhi four marega, abhi, abhi one run nikalega, abhi, abhi, our ek four abhi kya hoga chintu. Abhi wide ball hoga. abhi, abhi out hoga. chintu tuze kese malum? are yaar ye highlight ye!!!!@@@  
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«Reply #22 on: July 31, 2004, 11:25:33 AM »
An American and a Sardar were walking down the street when the American exclaimed-- look a dead bird. The Sardar looks towards the sky and says -- where, where Huh?
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«Reply #23 on: July 31, 2004, 11:25:58 AM »
Life is one joke .love is more dangerous joke than thi s...hello  means.... h...have u miss me e...everything is airight l....like to see you l....like to talk to you o....obviously i miss u so always wanna sayas"hello"  
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«Reply #24 on: July 31, 2004, 11:26:50 AM »
Marriage is a three ring circus: an engagement ring, a wedding ring, and suffering
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«Reply #25 on: July 31, 2004, 11:27:18 AM »
Thief : quickly hand over your purse I have a gun
Lady : here take it
Thief : ha! ha! no bullets in my gun.
Lady : ha! ha! no money in my purse  
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«Reply #26 on: July 31, 2004, 11:27:51 AM »
What are 3 words you never wanna hear whilst making love? Honey, I'm home!
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«Reply #27 on: July 31, 2004, 11:28:24 AM »
The young lady said to Grandpa, "I noticed that when you sneeze, you've learned to put your hand in front of your mouth." "Of course," explained Grandpa. "How else can I catch my teeth???"  
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«Reply #28 on: July 31, 2004, 11:28:51 AM »
A lady gave an advertisement in the classifieds : "Husband Wanted". Next day she received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing : "You can have mine."
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«Reply #29 on: July 31, 2004, 11:29:21 AM »
Santo : Banto, You are looking different today.
Banto : Yes, Doctor has asked me to loose some weight.
Santo : So have you lost.
Banto : Yes, I have stop putting my make up.
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