Santa & Banta

by indianraj_us on July 31, 2004, 11:09:43 AM

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«Reply #30 on: July 31, 2004, 11:29:51 AM »

A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.


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«Reply #31 on: July 31, 2004, 11:30:27 AM »

Baker (to a lady customer) : Madam, shall I cut the cake into 6 or 12 pieces.
Lady : No, cut it into 4 pieces only. I am on dieting.


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«Reply #32 on: July 31, 2004, 11:30:57 AM »

The best way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once.


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«Reply #33 on: July 31, 2004, 11:31:29 AM »

"We should always call Daddy, Dad and Mummy, Mom" teacher said.
"Then I will call you Mad, the shot form for Madam." student said.


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«Reply #34 on: July 31, 2004, 11:31:57 AM »

Man : "Where do you want to go for our Anniversary ?"
Wife : "Somewhere I have never been !"
Man : "How about the kitchen ?"


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«Reply #35 on: July 31, 2004, 11:32:23 AM »

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."


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«Reply #36 on: July 31, 2004, 11:32:51 AM »

The longest sentence known to man: "I do."


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«Reply #37 on: July 31, 2004, 11:33:08 AM »

A woman was telling her friend, "It is I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, "A billionaire."


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«Reply #38 on: July 31, 2004, 11:33:34 AM »

God made man and then rested. God made women and then no one rested


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«Reply #39 on: July 31, 2004, 11:33:57 AM »

The man approached a very beautiful woman in a large supermarket and asked, "You know, I've lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?" "Why" she asked "Because every time I talk to a a beautiful woman, my wife appears out of nowhere."


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«Reply #40 on: July 31, 2004, 11:34:37 AM »

Teacher : Where does God live.
Sunny : Teacher God lives in my bathroom.
Teacher : How can you say that.
Sunny : Because every morning when I am in the bathroom, my mother bangs the door and says "Oh god you are still in there".


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«Reply #41 on: July 31, 2004, 11:34:59 AM »

Teacher : Rahul tell me two nouns.
Rahul : Who ? Me ?
Teacher : Very Good. Sit down.


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«Reply #42 on: July 31, 2004, 11:35:17 AM »

A Sardar is in a bar and his cellular phone rings. He picks it up and says "
Hello, how did you know I was here?"


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«Reply #43 on: July 31, 2004, 11:35:51 AM »

Rakesh : What would happen to fishes if sea catches fire.
Rohit : They will climb tree
Rakesh : Have u gone mad, they are not cows and buffaloes which will climb trees.


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«Reply #44 on: July 31, 2004, 11:36:24 AM »

Mother : John, how did you given your exam ?
John : I left one question only.
Mother : Why ?
John : I thought and thought, but couldn't write the Ppast Tense of 'Think'.