Bhola ke kisse :P

Bhola was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Ramu asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Bhola: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'

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Napoleon: There is no such word as 'Impossible' in my dictionary.
Bhola: To dictionary dekh kar kharidni thi ...!

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Ramu: Yeh AUTOMATICALLY kya hota hai?
Bhola: tujhe yeh bhi nahin pata, Jab auto mein koi ganji ladki ja rahi
ho to use kehte hain AUTO-ME-TAKLI

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Ramu: tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Bhola: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.

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Bhola: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.

 :D  :lol:  :razz: