bhola sach mein hai bahut bhola

by shakeel_saif on June 24, 2005, 12:59:05 AM
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Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Bhola lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Gangaram used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Bhola thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhola was visiting Gangaram's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Gangaram died. "You know," he said, "Gangaram handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Gangaram, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all". He unfolded the note and read aloud:

Abay salay, move, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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«Reply #1 on: June 24, 2005, 01:01:52 AM »
Quote from: "shakeel_saif"
Gangaram was in the hospital, near death, so the family sent for his friend Bhola. As Bhola stood beside the bed, Gangaram's frail condition grew worse, and he motioned frantically for something to write on. Bhola lovingly handed him a pen and piece of paper, and Gangaram used his last ounce of strength to scribble a note. Then he died. Bhola thought it best not to look at the note just then, so he slipped it in to his jacket pocket. Several days later, at the funeral, Bhola was visiting Gangaram's family. He realized that he was wearing the same jacket that he'd worn the day Gangaram died. "You know," he said, "Gangaram handed me a note just before he died. I haven't read it, but knowing Gangaram, I'm sure there's a word of inspiration there for us all". He unfolded the note and read aloud:

Abay salay, move, you're standing on my oxygen tube!"
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«Reply #2 on: June 24, 2005, 01:05:53 AM »
Bholaji is the english teacher in a school.
He is very well renowned for all his students
do very well in exams. The school is having an
inspection and the inspector decided to visit the
english class.This is what transpires :

Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA"
Students : "GADHA "

Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE
PECHE GADHA"
Students : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA"

Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE
GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MAIN"
Students : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA ,
GADHE KE PECHE MAIN"

Bholaji : "Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA,
GADHE KE PECHE MAIN, MERE PECHE SAAREE QOME"
Students : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE
KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAAREE QOME"

By this time the inspector is furious. He confronts the principal
and shouts at him "What is this Bholaji teaching his students.
He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is
saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE
KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAAREE QOME".

The principal too is shocked, the famous english teacher doing this.
Principal : "Bholaji what nonsense are you telling these students
"GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE
MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAAREE QOME".
Bholaji : "Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching
the students the spelling of ASSASSINATION.
ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA ,GADHE KE PECHE GADHA,
GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAAREE QOME)
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«Reply #3 on: June 24, 2005, 01:13:06 AM »
oo mundya  kahir tu hai aaj itni masti.....................................
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