Cycle aur Hawai Jahaz : a Joke

Eik mushaira ho raha thha.
Firaq Gorakhpuri bhi baithhe thhe.
Eik naujawaan shaair  
apna kalaam pesh kar raha thha.
jismein eik she'r lagbhag Firaq saheb ke
eik sheir ki tarah thha.
Kisi shaair ne use toka:'Are bhai ye to bilkul
Firaq sahab ka sher hai'.
Wo shaair kahne laga Nahin ye mera sher hai.
Ek doosre shaair bole:'Nahiin Hazrat aapne
Firaq saheb ki naqal maar di hai'.
Shaair bahas karne laga:'Ye mera hi sheir hai janaab.
ho sakta hai Khayalaat se khayalaat takra gaye hon.'
Firaq saheb jo abtak bilkul chup baithhe thhe bole
'Arre sahabzaade bhala kabhi cyle bhi hawaai jahaaz se
 takraati hai'.
Iss per saara mushaira ka pandaal qahqahon se goonj uttha.

Shukiya,Parwaaz sahab,Ye joke kisi adbi risaaley mein padha thha.Jaisa yaad raha  bayaan kar diya.Inhaallah ayenda kuchh aur  jokes bhi share krunga.

Shukiya,sarfira ji.