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Delicate_Doll

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6 naujawan dost college se wapis aa rahay thay.Un k aagay 3 naujawan larkiyaan ja raheen theen,woh larkay un k peechay chalnay lagay.

Achanak eik larkay ne buland aawaaz main kaha."yaar hum to 6 hain or larkiyan 3,faisla kaisay ho ga?"

Un main se eik larki jo kuch taiz tarar thee .palat ker boli "fikar mat karo hum 3 zaroor hain lekin sandiloon ki tadaad 6 hee hai faisla theek thaak ho jaye ga." :pirate:
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Pooja

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«Reply #1 on: November 07, 2004, 01:52:13 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!


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Talat

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«Reply #2 on: November 07, 2004, 01:59:04 PM »

hehehehe


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #3 on: November 09, 2004, 03:44:42 PM »

Aik pagal nay doosray pagal say kah k yar batao k agar hathee swiming pool main gir jaye to bahir kaisay niklay ga??
Dosray pagal nay kaha k very simple yar wo geela(wet)ho kar niklay ga. :lol:


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immi

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«Reply #4 on: November 09, 2004, 08:20:48 PM »

lol......... Usual Smile


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Talat

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Pooja

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Rishi

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«Reply #7 on: November 09, 2004, 10:16:43 PM »

**
At a posh hotel, a happy-looking man orders his breakfast.

"Good Morning!" he says to the waiter. "I'd like two boiled eggs, one under-cooked and runny, and the other cooked to the point of toughness.

Also, I would like some grilled bacon which has been left out so it gets a bit cold; toast so burnt it crumbles away as soon as you touch it with a knife; butter straight from the deep freeze so that it's impossible to spread, and a pot of very weak coffee, lukewarm."

"That's a complicated order sir," says the bewildered waiter. "It might be difficult to meet those exact specifications."

The guest replied, "Oh? I don't understand -- that's what I got yesterday!"
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Pooja

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«Reply #8 on: November 09, 2004, 10:19:21 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!!


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Rishi

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«Reply #9 on: November 09, 2004, 11:54:42 PM »

**
ladka: mujh se shaadi karogi..?

ladki: tum se....hatt....main to us se shaadi karoongi jo duniya mein sab se sharif aadmi hoga....!

ladka: arey mujh se sharif aadmi tumhein kahaan milega....mere ghar aa kar dekho saare pankhe bhi masjid ke hain....!
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Pooja

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«Reply #10 on: November 10, 2004, 12:06:58 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Talat

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«Reply #11 on: November 10, 2004, 12:59:52 AM »


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #12 on: November 10, 2004, 01:48:57 PM »

hehehehe.....:lol:


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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #13 on: November 10, 2004, 02:18:26 PM »

Pehla Pagal : Ager tum batao kay is Box mein kia hai tu ye anday tumharay aur ager tum ye bata du kay ye kitnay anday hain tu 5 kay 5 tumharay aur ager tum ye bata dogay ye kis kay anday hain tu wo morgi bhi tumhari.
Dosra Pagal : Yaar koi hint tu du.
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Delicate_Doll

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«Reply #14 on: November 10, 2004, 02:57:52 PM »

JANNAT AUR DOZAKH KAY DARMIAN MAIN AIK DEEWAR THEE JO TOOT GAEE . JANNAT WALON NAY DOZAKH WALON SAY KAHA KEH PICHHLAY SAAL DEEWAR KI MARAMMAT HUM NAY KARWAAEE THEE IS SAAL TUM LOG KARWAAO . DOZAKH WALON NAY KAHA HUM KION KARWAAIN HAMAIN TO JANNAT KI THANDI HAWAAIN KHANAY KO MILL RAHEE HAIN TUM KO TAKLEEF HAY TO TUM MARAMMAT KARWAAO . JANNAT WAALON NAY KAHA KEH AGAR TUM NA MAANAY TO HUM TUM PER CASE KAR DAIN GAY . DOZAKH WALON NAY KAHA CASE KAHAN KARNAY JAAO GAY DUNYA KAY SAARAY WAKEEL TO HAMARAY PASS HAIN .


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