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by mohitvashistha on May 08, 2006, 06:45:36 PM
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Rules for board exam:
har sawal se dat kar ladna,
fekne me kami mat karna,
mouka mila to peche be dekhna,
or 1 bat yaad rakhna aagawala ka paper apna samajhna.


Book khulti hai exam ka sama hota hai
aise mausam me hi to dimag tabah hota hai
aise bate notes se nahi kahte
yeh fasana to marksheet se bayyan hota hai

Yeh exam k rishte b ajeeb hote hai,
sab k apne apne naseeb hote hai,
jo rehte hai nigahon se door SAALE
wahi questions compulsory hote hai....


dil me chain nahi
raat me aaram nahi
aee khuda jya ye pyar hai
nahi beta yeh MCA walo ka haal hai


AMIT sheshee ke agae baith kar padh raha tha
kisse ne poocha kya kar raha hai to bola
naal naal revision ho raha hai


A good frnd is one who tells you to study well
but a best frnd is one who sits outside ur exam hall
 n shouts,'mamu flying squad aa rahe hai chit phek de'


vishwas rakhana meri dosti par,
hum akhir tak dosti nibhaynge,
zaurat padi to dosti mein imtihan ke,
to hum parchi fekne ayange.



It takes 15 trees to
produce the amnt of papr that
 v use 2 write 1 exam.
Join us in promoting the noble cause of saving trees.
 SAY NO TO EXAMS...


Arz kiya hai.....Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai.
Humne suna tha zindagi imtihan leti hai,
magar yahan to kambakht imtihanon ne hi zindagi le li hai


Barbaad kar geye woh zindgi exam k naam pe,
bewafai mil gayi sawal ke inaam pe,
zakhm hi zakhm de gaye dawa k naam pe,
khuda bhi ro pada meri result ke anjaam pe.


Parna-likhna chad pare,
Nakal te rakh aas,
Chak rajai te so jaa kuriye.
Rabb karaiga pass.....


Teacher:you have to aim for 90% marks.
STUDENT:Don't worry Sir I'll get 100% marks.
Teacher"Mazak kyun karte ho?
STUDENT: shuru kisne kiya tha.


A Good News: All semester exams have been cancelled
due 2 elections, to confirm see d website
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WWW.STOP DREAMING AND START STUDYING.COM




Töp 5 thìngs thät pröve you r a college Stùdeñt:
5.you tag ur "irrelevant discusions on d phone" as 'Course discussions'.
4.you plan each day to study but at d end of d day you say, "relax dude,Take it easy.v'll start 2morrow definitely"
3.you hav rite knowledge of d source of data but you work only a day b4 d dead line.
2.Rite now you r thinkin of forwardin this msg to all ur frnds.
1.On each point you smiled n said "how true"... ;-


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«Reply #1 on: May 08, 2006, 06:46:54 PM »
hiiiiiiiii everyone if anyone has good exam or study message please
post it here
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«Reply #2 on: May 08, 2006, 08:51:49 PM »
wow cool smses mohit ji! tongue3
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«Reply #3 on: May 08, 2006, 08:57:21 PM »
Nice Dear Mr.Mohit Vashishtha! Warm wel cum @ Yoindia.com!
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«Reply #4 on: May 09, 2006, 07:10:34 AM »
wow mohit
good collection of exam sms.
hum toh aapke smss per mohit ho gaye :lol:
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«Reply #5 on: May 11, 2006, 06:42:00 PM »
Exam ka saya hai,
exam ke dino mein sukh kisne paya hai,
duniyawale kehte hai achche number lao,
par inhe kaun samjhaye yeh to moh maya hai.



thank u all
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«Reply #6 on: May 13, 2006, 09:04:58 AM »
To be a good professional
always start to study late for EXAMS
because it teaches to
manage TIME &
tackle EMERGENCIES.
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«Reply #7 on: May 15, 2006, 08:30:50 AM »
asman ko nind aye to sulaye kaha
jamin ko maut aye to dafnaye kaha
sagar mein laher aye to chupaye kaha
aur hame EXAM me kuch na ayye to jaye kaha
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«Reply #8 on: May 15, 2006, 08:33:30 AM »
GREAT OFFER: Bring a chit in exam day
scratch and show it 2 ur nearest teacher &
win a trip to principal's office &
enjoy 3yrs vacation @home.
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«Reply #9 on: May 15, 2006, 08:37:02 AM »
Movies Related to College

EXAM: Socha na tha
Classes: Kabhi Kabhi
Ques Paper: Raaz
Cheating: Majboor
Marks: Asambhav
Final Exam: Muder
Pass: Ajooba
Carry: Na tum Jano Na hum.
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«Reply #10 on: May 15, 2006, 08:39:17 AM »
Diffrence b/w MOHIT & students......
Mohit struggels to get his 35 hundred
but students struggle to get 35 out of hundred?
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«Reply #11 on: May 16, 2006, 09:11:45 PM »
Haqiqat MCA ki ruswai hoti hai
kabhi-khabi refrence book me b bewafai hoti hai
book store ki taraf kadam bada k dekh murkh,
Guides me hi sachai hoti hai.
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«Reply #12 on: May 22, 2006, 10:39:33 AM »
EXAM ANTHEM:- Fight fight never surrender.. Clear d paper in May or November... Wer there is a will there is a way.... After november again there is May...


2 sardar talking after compleating xam
Yar thara xam kisa tha
50:50
Kya matlab 50:50
Usna kya pucha muje samaj menahie aaya aur meine kya lika usko nahi samaj me aayega


note: These msg were orignally posted by ARSEMEN in other fourm
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«Reply #13 on: May 22, 2006, 10:41:39 AM »
Data Structure Msg:

Be a TREE to suceess,
a LINKED LIST to achivements,
SORT ur problem,
pop mistake from ur STACK,
insert best of luk in ur QUEUE,
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«Reply #14 on: May 22, 2006, 06:30:40 PM »
nice one's mohit jee...some are old ones...some  r gr8
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