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« on: June 26, 2008, 01:37:57 AM »
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
         And
You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

     Try Chilly Powder.
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« Reply #1 on: June 26, 2008, 01:40:37 AM »
Maths Teacher To santa: If You Had 1000Rs in Your Pocket And 1000Rs In Tha Other Pocket,What would u think ?






Santa:YEH PANT KIS KI HAI??
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« Reply #2 on: June 26, 2008, 01:45:24 AM »
GIRL:I LOVE U.
BOY:Me Too.
GIRL:Kitna Karte Ho.
BOY:Jitna Tum Mujhe Karti Ho.
GIRL: KAMINE,Main Sochti Thi Ki Tum Sachha Pyar Karte Ho
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« Reply #3 on: June 26, 2008, 01:49:43 AM »
JACKIE CHEN ki Saas Ka Naam Kya Hai?
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"VICKS" Kyunki VICKS Yaani Chen Ki Saas.
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« Reply #4 on: June 26, 2008, 01:51:32 AM »
Banta: Marte Waqt Aadmi Ko Kya Dena Chahiye?
Santa: Birla Cement.
Banta: Kyun?
Santa: Kyunki Is Cement Mein Jaan Hai.
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« Reply #5 on: June 26, 2008, 01:53:10 AM »
Banta Baught A New Mobile.

Banta :Oyee yeh SENT MESSAGE Kya Hota Hai
Santa:Jis MESSAGE Main khushboo Ho Use SENT MESSAGE Kehte Hai.
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« Reply #6 on: June 26, 2008, 01:56:44 AM »
Santa SOOTE waqt
Do glass Rakhte hai,
Ek Mein paani Sur ek
Khaali why?






Socho?







Kyunki Pyas Lag Bhi Sakti
Hai Aur Nahi Bhi
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« Reply #7 on: June 26, 2008, 02:00:13 AM »
Teacher:Give English
Translation Of,



"Bazar Main Goliyan Chal Rahi Hai"



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The Tablets Are Walking
In The Market.
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« Reply #8 on: June 26, 2008, 08:36:26 AM »
Quote from: Sammual on June 26, 2008, 01:37:57 AM
Take One Glass Full Of Sugar
And Put It Into Yours Eyes
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You Will Have Sweet Dreams
If You Want Masala Dreams

     Try Chilly Powder.

:D:D:D

so sweet...
really good collection....
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« Reply #9 on: June 26, 2008, 08:36:51 AM »

Q: Agar William Shakespeare Hyderabad me paida hua hota to uska kya naam hota?
Ans: Wali Miya Sheikh Peer...
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« Reply #10 on: June 26, 2008, 08:37:40 AM »


Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
ruk gayi hawa, gir gaye galib...wah wah...
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« Reply #11 on: June 26, 2008, 09:13:49 AM »
Irshaad: aasman me ud rahe the galib,
aasman me maze se ud rahe the galib,
aasman me uchhal uchhalke ud rahe the galib,
ruk gayi hawa, gir gaye galib...wah wah...
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Wah Wah.... Laughing hard
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« Reply #12 on: June 26, 2008, 09:20:43 AM »
Gabbar Singh:
Are O.... Kaaliya
Kitane Aadami the?





Kaaliya:
Kya Pata Sardar?
Main To Aurtein Gin Raha Tha
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« Reply #13 on: June 26, 2008, 09:24:00 AM »
Aap k Ghar Hum Zarur Ayengey,
Har Pal Ayengey,
Har Waqt Ayengey,
Din Bhar Ayengey,
Aur
Aur
Aur
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Aur
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Aur
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Bell Bajakar Bhag Jayengey..
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« Reply #14 on: June 26, 2008, 09:26:07 AM »
Banta Apne Bete se: Oye Ghabra Na Tu Sher Da Puttar
Hai.
Beta: Ji Papa Class Main Teacher
Bhi Yahi Bolti Hai. Tu Kisi Janwar Ki Aulad Hai.
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