SMS Jokes

by baby_love on January 10, 2005, 12:19:30 AM
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Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

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What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

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Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?   :wink:   :lol:
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Tosha
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«Reply #1 on: January 10, 2005, 02:49:58 AM »
hee hee
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dhadkan
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«Reply #2 on: February 01, 2005, 09:50:25 AM »
maza aya...
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myheart_ursonly
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«Reply #3 on: February 01, 2005, 03:59:39 PM »
Quote from: "baby_love"
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

*

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

*

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?   :wink:   :lol:



3rd one was really cool....... thand lag gayi  Puzzled !
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shak
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«Reply #4 on: February 04, 2005, 04:28:34 AM »
Quote from: "Tosha"
hee hee
:lol:
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babysagun
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«Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 04:11:03 AM »
very funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
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