SMS Jokes

by baby_love on January 10, 2005, 05:49:30 AM
Pages: [1]
Print
Author  (Read 2338 times)
baby_love
Guest
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

*

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

*

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?   :wink:   :lol:
Logged
Similar Poetry and Posts (Note: Find replies to above post after the related posts and poetry)
***************Jokes Hi Jokes*************** by rohit30002 in SMS , mobile & JOKES
Jokes....only jokes.. by mithi_mirch in SMS , mobile & JOKES
jokes hi jokes hain ji............ by arsenmen in SMS , mobile & JOKES
Jokes: Revolting Jokes in English 4 all ages. (cradle 2 graveyard) by R.M. Dixit in SMS , mobile & JOKES
Jokes by @Kaash in SMS , mobile & JOKES
Tosha
Guest
«Reply #1 on: January 10, 2005, 08:19:58 AM »
hee hee
Logged
dhadkan
Guest
«Reply #2 on: February 01, 2005, 03:20:25 PM »
maza aya...
Logged
myheart_ursonly
Guest
«Reply #3 on: February 01, 2005, 09:29:39 PM »
Quote from: "baby_love"
Bhagwan ko gussa kab aata hai?
jab koi ladki shadi se pehle pregnant ho,
uski maa bole "HEY BHAGWAN YE TUNE KYA KIYA?".

*

What's the similarity between MOBILE and MARRIAGE - In both case you
feel "aur thoda ruk jaata to accha model milta"

*

Ek admi sadhu se bola,
meri biwi bahut pareshan karti hai, koi upay batao.
sadhu bola, saale upaay hota to mai sadhu kyun banta?   :wink:   :lol:



3rd one was really cool....... thand lag gayi  Puzzled !
Logged
shak
Guest
«Reply #4 on: February 04, 2005, 09:58:34 AM »
Quote from: "Tosha"
hee hee
:lol:
Logged
babysagun
Guest
«Reply #5 on: November 13, 2008, 09:41:03 AM »
very funnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyy
Logged
Pages: [1]
Print
Yoindia ShayariAdab > Fun, Entertainment and Hobbies > SMS , mobile & JOKES > Topic: SMS Jokes
Jump to:  


Get Yoindia Updates in Email.

Enter your email address:

Ask any question to expert on eTI community..
User
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
Did you miss your activation email?
October 20, 2025, 05:07:20 PM

Login with username, password and session length
Recent Replies
Harash Mahajan (हर्ष महाज...
by ASIF
[October 17, 2025, 07:29:39 PM]
SAR KATA HAIVAAN (Horror ...
by ASIF
[October 17, 2025, 05:20:28 PM]
Jaan aur kwab
by dolly
[October 16, 2025, 02:31:30 PM]
नज़र
by anjaanajnabi
[October 16, 2025, 10:08:02 AM]
First Write
by Muhib
[October 09, 2025, 06:26:26 PM]
उसको लफ्ज़ ए मुहब्बत सिखा...
by harashmahajan
[October 06, 2025, 04:22:43 PM]
Sar-e-aam yoon hi zulf sa...
by harashmahajan
[October 06, 2025, 04:12:26 PM]
ग़ज़ल: उनके किस्से नए भी पु...
by harashmahajan
[October 06, 2025, 09:44:28 AM]
सुखी जीवन के लिए क्या kre...
by Ram Krishan Rastogi
[October 06, 2025, 07:56:35 AM]
Aasteen Ka Saanp
by harashmahajan
[October 05, 2025, 07:35:44 PM]
Yoindia Shayariadab Copyright © MGCyber Group All Rights Reserved
Terms of Use| Privacy Policy Powered by PHP MySQL SMF© Simple Machines LLC
Page created in 0.117 seconds with 23 queries.
[x] Join now community of 8518 Real Poets and poetry admirer