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by @Kaash on January 11, 2015, 05:27:01 PM
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Bhikhari ek aadmi se  : Saab! rupaya do na!

Aadmi: are hatt! halki baat kar!

Bhikhari: halki!! are saab wo sab apun ko kya malum! rupaya do na!

Aadmi: are maine kaha halki!! matlab halki!! paise maang paise!!

Bhikhari (jhallake): achha!! saab paise do!

Aadmi: nahin hai!!


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«Reply #1 on: January 11, 2015, 05:38:43 PM »
Premi premika se: Kal tumne kaali saadi pehni thi kya?

Premika: haan! par tum to mile nahi kal, tumhe kaise malum??

Premi: are wo chhodo! ye batao tumne laal rang ki nelpolish lagayi thi kya!
      
Premika: haan! haan! tumhe surprise dene ke liye? par hua kya?

Premi: mujhe malum tha main tumse nahi milunga to tum sapne me aa jaogi lekin ye tumne achha nahi kiya??

Premika hanste hue: ye to bahut achha hua ki main tumhare sapne me aa gayi ab tumse jab kahun tab mil liya karo ok. Waise isme pareshaan hone ki kya baat hai?? mujhe dekh ke sapne me dar gaye the kya??

Premi thoda dara phir gusse me bola: haan!! maine sapne me samjha koi chudail hai aur meri aankh khul gayi aur poori raat main soya nahi, dar ke maare apni khatiya ke neeche chhupa raha!

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«Reply #2 on: January 12, 2015, 06:57:40 PM »

Bhikhari: Saab! Paise do?

Aadmi: Abe! ja yaar! Kisi aur se maang!

Bhikhari: Kisse saab!

Aadmi: are yaar, mere baaju wale se maang le, bus!! Par mujhje maaf kar!

Bhikhari: Saab! Yahi kahke to aapke  baaju wale ne mujhe aapke paas bheja!!

Aadmi: Are! main sach kah raha hun, accha ye bata tere paas ek aur katora hai?

Bhikhari: Haan! Saab!

Aadmi: La wo mujhe de aur chal dono milke baaju waale se maangte hain?

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