~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~

by Sammual on June 26, 2008, 01:37:57 AM

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Rishi Agarwal

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«Reply #540 on: November 21, 2009, 11:29:22 AM »

Pappu ek party mein gaya aur waha usne 8 butter naan kha liye.

Kuch der baad toilet mein pet pakad ke ro raha tha
bhagwan se request kar raha tha ki,
“Hey bhagwan ya toh jaan nikal de ya naan nikal de!”

Laughing hard


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #541 on: November 21, 2009, 11:30:23 AM »

Wife: Aap bahut mote ho gaye ho.

Santa: Tum bhi toh kitni moti ho gayi ho,

Wife: Main toh maa banne wali hoon!

Santa: Main bhi toh baap banne wala hoon. Laughing hard


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #542 on: November 21, 2009, 11:32:35 AM »

Customer: Ek kilo gaay(cow) ka doodh dena.

Shopkeper: Lekin tumhara bartan toh bahut chhota hai.

Customer: Theek hai toh phir bakri ka de de.


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #543 on: November 21, 2009, 11:34:41 AM »

Santa: Ek makan mein aag lagi thi, aur andar kuch log thay,
maine window tori aur andar ja kar sab logon ko bahar nikal diya.

Banta: Toh logon ne kyun mara

Santa: Yaar, kyun ke woh sab log fire fighter thay!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #544 on: December 03, 2009, 08:06:07 PM »

Nice Jokes Rishi Ji. Laughing hard


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #545 on: December 03, 2009, 08:08:07 PM »

Doctor: Aapki KIDNY Fail Ho Chuki Hai,
Santa: Ha ha ha.
Jhuthe..

Meri KIDNY Kabhi Exam dene Nahi Gayi
To Fir Fail Kaise Huyi Huh?


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #546 on: December 03, 2009, 08:09:04 PM »

Sardar:(selling parachute)If u Jump frm plane,press button & u can land safely.
Custmr:if parachute doesnt open?

Sardar:i will giv money back!!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #547 on: December 03, 2009, 08:12:11 PM »

Wo Maza
Na Takht Me
Na Taj Me
N Puri Duniya K Raj Me
N Sur Me
N Saaz Me
N Kuber K Khazane Me
Jo Maza H
Subah Uth Kr Fir Se So Jane Me sleepy2


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #548 on: December 03, 2009, 08:13:16 PM »

I found d perfect example for newton's 3rd law
Every Time I open my Book
My Eyes Close automatically
Really Newtons Great Law Giggle


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #549 on: December 03, 2009, 08:15:51 PM »

A Helicoptr Crashd In"KBRiSTAN"In PUNJAB
Next Day In News
"Punjab Main Hwai Jahaj Gira Sardaro Ne 250 Lashe Dhund Nikali,Or Talash Jari Hai...


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Rishi Agarwal

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #550 on: December 14, 2009, 01:18:20 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on December 03, 2009, 08:06:07 PM

Nice Jokes Rishi Ji. Laughing hard

Thnx sammual ji


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #551 on: April 22, 2010, 05:28:49 PM »

Lucky Platform Se Railway Track Par Kood Gya.
Pappu- Marega Kya?

Lucky- Marega To Tu, Suna Nahi Train Platform Pe Aa Rahi Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #552 on: April 22, 2010, 05:36:33 PM »

Baba Ranchoddas Said On Neend:

"Neend ke piche Mat Bhago,Agar bhagna Hai To
Padhai Ke Piche Bhago,
Neend Jhak Mar Ke Tumhare Piche Aayegi" Laughing hard


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #553 on: April 22, 2010, 05:39:00 PM »

Dunya Ke 5 Mushkil Kaam

1 Hathi Ko dhakka Lgana

2 Machar Ki Malish karna

3 Chinti Ko Kiss karna

4 Ziraaf Ki Gardan Dbana
OR.
5 ApSe SmS Ki Umeed RAkhna ... Giggle


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #554 on: April 22, 2010, 05:43:32 PM »

Ek Baat hamesha Yaad rakhen.

2 Cheezen Muqaddar Walon Ko Hi Milti Hai.

1. Samose ke Sath Zyada Chatni.

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2. Dahi Bhalle Ke Saath Paapri ...

Laughing hard