~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~

by Sammual on June 25, 2008, 08:07:57 PM

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Talat

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«Reply #75 on: June 28, 2008, 07:22:46 PM »

Quote from: Sammual on June 28, 2008, 07:08:42 PM

Before Marriage:
Roses Are Red,
Sky Is Blue,
Oh My Darling
I Love You.

After Marriage:
Roses Are Dead,
I have Flu,
You Are My Headache
I Will Kill You...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #76 on: June 28, 2008, 08:10:48 PM »

Doctor To Santa: Aapka
Aur Aapki Biwi Ka Blood
Group Ek Hi Hai?
Santa: Hoga Jaroor Hoga 25 Saal se
Mera Khoon Jo Pee Rahi
Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #77 on: June 28, 2008, 08:20:51 PM »

Santa Pilot Se
HeadPhone Cheen Tha

Pilot: Yeh Kya
Kar Rahe Ho ?

Santa: Ticket Hum
Dein Aur Gaane Tu
Akela Sun Raha Hai.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #78 on: June 28, 2008, 08:24:49 PM »

Santa Ki Wife Ne Bola: I Will
Die.
Santa: I Will Also
Die.
Wife: Why Do You
Want To Die?
Santa: Because Main
Itni Khushi Bardasht
Nahi Kar Sakta..


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #79 on: June 29, 2008, 03:06:16 AM »

Santa:Kal Papa Kue Me Gir Gaye,Bahut Chot Lagi,Bahut Chilla Rahe The.
Banta:Ab Kaise Hai?
Santa:Teek Hi Honge,Raat Se Kue Se Koi Awaz Nahi Ayi.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #80 on: June 29, 2008, 03:09:13 AM »

Teacher To Santa: Translate In English,

"Mein Aam Aadmi Nahi Hoon".

Santa: I Am Not a Mango Man.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #81 on: June 29, 2008, 03:12:16 AM »

Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of NAAG PANCHAMI.
Banta: So Simple Yaar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #82 on: June 29, 2008, 03:15:33 AM »

Judge:3rd Time You Are
Coming To Court,You
Don't Have Shame?

Santa: You Are Coming
Daily,You Don't Have
Shame?


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Sonia01

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #83 on: June 29, 2008, 03:18:47 AM »

Quote from: Sammual on June 29, 2008, 03:12:16 AM

Santa: Do You Know English?
Banta: Yes
Santa: Ok!Then Tell What Is The Opposite Of NAAG PANCHAMI.
Banta: So Simple Yaar.
NAAG DO NOT PUNCH ME.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #84 on: June 29, 2008, 03:22:36 AM »

Santa Ko Raste Main Cycle Ka Pedal Mila,
Or Woh Use Uthakar Ghar Le Aya,
Ghar La Kar Biwi Ko Bola,
Ye Sambhal Kar Rakhde Isme Cycle Dalwa Lenge.


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #85 on: June 29, 2008, 03:27:10 AM »

Husband: Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Bada Faayda Hua Hai.
Wife:Wo Kya?
Husband:Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete Jee Hi Mil Gayi!


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #86 on: June 29, 2008, 03:33:40 AM »

Shayari By Santa:
Khidiki Se Dekha To Rasta Par Koi Nahi Tha.Wah wah!
Raste Pe Jaakar Dekha To Khidiki Par Koi Nahi Tha...wah wah...


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #87 on: June 29, 2008, 03:40:32 AM »

Teacher: Kk Saal Main Kitni Raatain Hoti Hai?
Santa :10 Raatain Hoti Hai!
Teacher: 10 Raatain Keise ?
Santa: 9 Navaratri Aur 1 Shivratri....


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #88 on: June 30, 2008, 11:59:47 AM »

Santa: Are Yaar Ye Mobile To Mujhe Kangaal Kar Dega.
Banta:Kyu?
Santa:Baar Baar Dikhaata Hai "BATTERY LOW"
Ab Tak 56 Battery Badal Chuka Hoon


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Sammual

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Re: ~~~`Fully Fultu Jokes~~~~

«Reply #89 on: June 30, 2008, 12:03:26 PM »

Santa Busy In Removing Two Wheels From Car.
A Man Asked "Wjhat Are You Doing?"

Santa: "You Stupid, Can't You Read English, 'Parking' For Two Wheelers Only"