god & laloo

Saddam Hussain visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the defeat of Bill Clinton." God replies: " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Saddam Hussain starts crying and goes away.

Gen Parvez Musharaff visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see the capture of Kashmir by Pakistan." God replies: " Son, you will not see it in your lifetime." Hearing this, Gen Parvez Musharaff starts crying and goes away.

Laaloo Yadav visits God and asks him: " God when shall I see Bihar becoming a prosperous and happy state." Hearing this, God starts crying.
Laaloo is astounded and asks: " God, why are you crying? "  
God replies:"Son, I will not see it in my lifetime "

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