Laloo

nice joke amez !
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Santa Singh ji the english lecturer Sardar Santa Singh ji is the english teacher in a school. He is very well renowned for all his students do very well in exams. The school is having an inspection and the inspector decided to visit the english class.This is what transpires :

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA " Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA " Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA "

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MEIN"

Santa Singh : " Bolo bachon GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE MEIN, MERE PECHE SAARA DESH "

Students (in chorous) : "GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH" By this time the inspector is furious .

He confronts the principal and shouts at him "What is this Santa Singh teaching to students. He is supposed to be taking an english class and what he is saying is GADHA, GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH .

The principle too is shocked , Santa Singh the famous english teacher doing this. He immediately sends for for Santa Singh. Principal : " Santa singh ji what nonsense are you telling these students " GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH ".

Santa Singh : " Yes i was telling all this in class, but i was only teaching the students the spellings of ASSASSINATION . " ASS - ASS - I - NATION (GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE GADHA , GADHE KE PECHE MAI AUR MERE PECHE SAARA DESH)

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nice one Rishi....

Amazing Lovely..........

Rabri devi nein aakar Laloo jee se kaha
ooe Buswa aap ko sasoora  bola
Laloo bhadka uthe aur bole
jaa ke kaha do ke woe saare se
Iraq Me to gush gaye
Lekin agar Bihar kee seema mein
Bhhool kar bhee aaya
To karwa doon ga Chapra Jail ke Andar...