INDIAN MATHS

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INDIAN MATHS  
 
1.) CSS + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT ..
2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com.
3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada =minute song in Hindi movie.
5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.
13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.)  Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waiste of money = Devdas
16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.) Old heroes + old heroins = time pass
19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie

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