Indian Maths......

INDIAN MATHS


1.) CSS + MSC + MBBS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT.

2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot .com

3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.

4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.

5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.

6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.

7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan

8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda

9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan

10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt

11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol

12.) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya's Film.

13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol

14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi

15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing + waiste of money = Devdas

16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie

17.) Old heroes + new heroins = a b****er

18.) Old heroes + old heroins = time pass

19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story= Indian superhit movie

20.) Do aur do paanch = Indians ka maths

21.) Nishita+Pooja+Salma = Paglon ki toli

lolzzz neva mind......

Prem + uska deemag = pagalkhana