intresting definitions

by lambas on January 07, 2006, 10:32:22 AM

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lambas

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1. Man: is a pendulm between a smile and tears
2. father: a back provided by nature
3. jokes: one whose tears bring tears
4. school: the place where father pays and son plays
5. discipline: a word that is missing in students dictionary


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intresting definitions

«Reply #1 on: January 08, 2006, 02:30:48 AM »

MAN:: An Addition in the World
Woman:: A Division in the Universe
Animal:: A Multiplication in the Globe
Fish:: A Subtraction from the Earth
Virus:: A Factorial in the Zone


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syednaami

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Re: intresting definitions

«Reply #2 on: April 01, 2008, 03:52:30 AM »

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.

(Now that's more like it)

LIFE....


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Re: intresting definitions

«Reply #3 on: April 01, 2008, 10:17:28 PM »

Honey is the only food that does not spoil. Honey found in the tombs of Egyptian pharaohs has been tasted by archaeologists and found edible.


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Re: intresting definitions

«Reply #4 on: April 07, 2008, 07:00:47 PM »

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Re: intresting definitions

«Reply #5 on: April 08, 2008, 02:40:13 AM »

For those of you using Windows, do the following:
1. Open an empty notepad file
2. Type "Bush hid the facts" (without the quotes)
3. Save it as whatever you want.
4. Close it, and re-open it.
is it just a really weird bug?

You should not be excited.!