Joke

Wife: Why are you home so early?
Husband: My boss told me to go to hell.

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"Honey, when we get married, I'll be there to share all your troubles
and sorrows.";
"But I don't have any, my love."
"I said, when we get married"

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American: In our country, marriage even takes place with email.
Santa: In India, it is only with female

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When I was young I used to pray for a bike, then I realized that God
doesn't work that way, so I stole a bike and prayed for forgiveness

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On the first day of marriage, the husband is treated like god... after
that the letters reversed ( dog )

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The 3 fastest means of communication:
Telephone, Television, Tell-a-woman

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A man, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, "I've found
a woman just like mother!"
His father replied, "So what do you want from me, sympathy?";

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"Life ends when u stop dreaming, hope ends when u stop believing, love ends when u stop caring and humanity ends when u stop sharing."


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