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Beta papa se: Papa main itna bada kab ho jaunga ki mummy se bina poochey ghar se bahar ja sakoo.



Papa thandi saans lete hue: Beta, itna bada toh abhi main bhi nahi hua hoon.
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«Reply #1 on: April 09, 2009, 06:41:39 PM »
Baap bete se: Car mein puncture kaise ho gaya?

Beta: Sadak par bottle padi thi.



Baap: Bottel dikhayi nahi di tujhe!

Beta: Ladke ki jeb mein thi.

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«Reply #2 on: April 09, 2009, 06:41:59 PM »
Friend1: Are yaar ye mobile to mujhe kangaal kar dega.



Friend2: Kyu?

Friend1: Baar baar dikhaata hai “Battery Low” ab tak 56 battery badal chuka hoon!
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«Reply #3 on: April 09, 2009, 06:42:20 PM »
Wife: Why are you waiting here?

Husband: Sher ka shikar karne ja raha hoon mere darling!



Wife: Toh jao naa khade kyu ho!

Husband: Kaise jaau.. Bahar kutta jo khada hai
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«Reply #4 on: April 09, 2009, 06:42:37 PM »
Customer: Mujhe phone per dhamkiya mill rahi hai.



Police: Kaun hai woh jo aapko dhamkiya de raha hai?

Customer: Telephone wale bolte hai ke, “Bill nahi bharoge toh kaat denge
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«Reply #5 on: April 09, 2009, 06:42:56 PM »
Santa: Kaam wali shanti ko bulao.!



Wife: Kyun?

Santa: Doctor ne kaha hai, raat mein dawa khane ke baad shanti ke saath so jaana.
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«Reply #6 on: April 09, 2009, 06:43:13 PM »
One: Oye tera ek daant neela kyun ho gaya?

Two: Yaar maine ink lagayi hai.



One: Woh kyun.?

Two: Kyun ke aaj kal “bluetooth” ka zamana hai yaar…
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«Reply #7 on: April 09, 2009, 06:43:36 PM »
Ek dost dusre dost se: “Kya, tumne jhoot pakarne wali machine dekhi hai?



Doosra dost: Deki nahi mere paas mein hai! Are maine to usse shadi ki hai.”
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«Reply #8 on: April 09, 2009, 06:43:51 PM »
Ek police Inspector ke ghar chori ho rahi thi.

Wife: Utho ji, ghar mein chori ho rahi hai.



Police Inspector: Mujhe sone de, main iss time duty par nahi hoon.
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«Reply #9 on: April 09, 2009, 06:44:09 PM »
Husband: Tumse shaadi karke mujhe ek bahut bada faayda hua hai!



Wife: Woh kya?

Husband: Mujhe mere gunaaho ki saza jeete jee hi mil gayi!
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«Reply #10 on: April 09, 2009, 06:44:33 PM »
Husband: Sir, meri wife gumm ho gayi hai.

Postmaster: Bhai yeh postoffice hai. Ja ke policestation mein complaint likhao.


Husband: Kya karun…, khushi ke mare kuch samaj hi nahi aa raha…

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«Reply #11 on: April 09, 2009, 06:45:00 PM »
Anil road par nanga bhag raha tha.

Sunil ne usse rok kar poocha: Arre bhai esa kyu kar rahe ho, kyu nanga bhag rahe ho, tumhe sharam nahi aati?



Anil: Kyu ki aaj tum jaldi ghar aagaye, Issi liye.
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«Reply #12 on: April 09, 2009, 06:45:24 PM »
Bahu: Maaji, yeh abhi tak nahi aaye, kahi koi ladki ka chakkar toh nahi hai unke ?



Maaji: Are kalmuhi tu toh hamesha galat hi sochti hai, Ho sakta hai ke kisi truck ke niche aa gaya ho!

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«Reply #13 on: April 09, 2009, 06:45:55 PM »
Question: Dhoni asks Rohit to bring a Pepsi. Rohit brings the bottle, but takes it directly to Shewag.

Why?
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Ans: Because Shewag is an opener.
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«Reply #14 on: April 09, 2009, 06:46:29 PM »
One day James Bond goes to buy a pan. The pan walla asks him 4 Rs. for the pan but James Bond gives him only 1.5 rs.



When paan waala asks him for the rest of the money, Bond replies…??
Dhai(2.5) another day!
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