Jokes Hulchul,.

by Jaanasheen on April 16, 2009, 11:02:15 AM

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Lil johnny ROCKS !!!

One day Lil Johny says to his father:

I want to get married.

Father: Oh, so do you have someone special in your mind?
Johny: Yes , Grandma
Father: What? There is a problem now, you want to marry my Mother?
Johny: Why not? You married my mother


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Re: Jokes Hulchul,.

«Reply #1 on: April 16, 2009, 11:02:35 AM »

L.Johnny: Can I go to the toilet?

Teacher: Johhny, MAY I go to the toilet?

L.Johnny: But I asked first!


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Re: Jokes Hulchul,.

«Reply #2 on: April 16, 2009, 11:03:00 AM »

Summer vacation was over and the teacher asked Little Johnny about his family trip. "We visited my grandmother in Minneapolis, Minnesota."
The teacher asked, "Good, can you tell the class how you spell that?"
Little Johnny said, "Actually, we went to Ohio."


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Re: Jokes Hulchul,.

«Reply #3 on: April 16, 2009, 11:03:18 AM »

"Johnny, did your Mother help you with your homework last night?" the teacher asked.

"No, she did it all," Little Johnny replied.


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Re: Jokes Hulchul,.

«Reply #4 on: April 16, 2009, 11:03:44 AM »

"Dad," said Little Johnny, "I'm late for football practice. Would you please do my homework for me?"

Little Johnny's father said irately, "Son, it just wouldn't be right."

"That's okay," replied Little Johnny "At least you could try, right?"


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Re: Jokes Hulchul,.

«Reply #5 on: April 16, 2009, 11:04:22 AM »

Teacher: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many dollars would you have?

Little Johnny: One dollar.

Teacher(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.

Little Johnny (sadly): You don't know my father


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Re: Jokes Hulchul,.

«Reply #6 on: April 16, 2009, 11:04:43 AM »

Teacher: "Hello boys, Remember!!! Nothing is impossible."

Little Johnny: "OK sir, could you please squeeze out all the toothpaste and put back it into the tube again."