Jokes On Wife & Hubby

by Roja on April 11, 2009, 08:24:03 AM
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Wife: Honey ............. What are You Looking for?

Husband:  Nothing.
Wife:  Nothing...?? U've been reading our marriage certificate 4 an hour ??

Husband :  I was just looking 4 the expiry date
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«Reply #1 on: April 11, 2009, 08:24:41 AM »
HAHAHAHHAA.....
GUD ONE ROJA JEE..
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«Reply #2 on: April 11, 2009, 08:24:49 AM »
Q-     What is the Difference Between Mother & Wife ?

A-     One Woman Brings U into this world crying... & the other ensures U Continue to do so.


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«Reply #3 on: April 11, 2009, 08:25:33 AM »
Wife:  Do you want dinner?

Husband:  Sure, what are my choices?

Wife:  Yes and No.
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«Reply #4 on: April 11, 2009, 08:26:16 AM »
Wife:  You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why?
 
Husband:  When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears.
 
Wife:  You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you?
 
Husband:  Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
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«Reply #5 on: April 11, 2009, 08:26:51 AM »
 Giggle Laughing hard
Nice Roja Ji
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«Reply #6 on: April 11, 2009, 08:27:16 AM »
HAHAHAHHAA.....
GUD ONE ROJA JEE..

Thanks Pandit ji  tongue3
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«Reply #7 on: April 11, 2009, 08:28:21 AM »
Giggle Laughing hard
Nice Roja Ji

Thanks Rajesh Harash ji..  Usual Smile
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«Reply #8 on: April 11, 2009, 08:29:09 AM »
Girl:  When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden.
 
Boy:  It's very kind of you, darling, But I don't have any worries or troubles.
 
Girl:  Well that's because we aren't married yet.  Giggle
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«Reply #9 on: April 11, 2009, 08:29:21 AM »
AREY WAAH ROJA JEE..
EK SE BADHKAR EK...... hello
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«Reply #10 on: April 11, 2009, 08:30:07 AM »
Son:  Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady.

Mom: Well, you have done the right thing.

Son:  But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap
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«Reply #11 on: April 11, 2009, 08:30:51 AM »
Girl to her boyfriend:  One kiss and I'll be yours forever.
 
The Guy replies: Thanks for the warning  Giggle
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«Reply #12 on: April 11, 2009, 08:31:56 AM »
A couple came upon a wishing well. The husband leaned over, made a wish and threw in a penny.

The wife decided to make a wish, too. But she leaned over too much, fell into the well, and drowned.

The husband was stunned for a while but then smiled " It really works ! "

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«Reply #13 on: April 11, 2009, 08:33:36 AM »
Poems written by Husband to Wife

I wrote your name on sand it got washed.

I wrote your name in air, it was blown away. Then

I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.



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God saw me hungry, he created pizza.

He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.

He saw me in dark, he created light.

He saw me without problems, he created YOU.



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Twinkle Twinkle little star

You should know what you are

And once you know what you are

Mental hospital is not so far.



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The rain makes all things beautiful.

The grass and flowers too.

If rain makes all things beautiful

Why doesn't it rain on you?



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Roses are red, Violets are blue

Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.

Don't feel so angry you will find me there too

Not in cage but laughing at you.

 

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«Reply #14 on: April 11, 2009, 08:39:47 AM »
 Laughing hard Laughing hard
Bahut khoob Roja Ji
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