Jokes & Sms

by honeyrose on February 01, 2009, 02:23:06 PM

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honeyrose

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Ramu : Oye Yaar! Agar
Electricity Nahi Hoti To
Kya Hota?

Shamu : Kuch Nahi Yaar,
Hume Candle Light Me T.V
Dekhna Padta Hai

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Ladka exam hall me pareshan tha.

Sir: kya hua?
Question paper muskil he?

Boy:nai sir soch raha hu is question ka answer kis jeb me hai


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honeyrose

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Re: **Jokes & Sms**

«Reply #1 on: February 01, 2009, 02:26:07 PM »

Chor pakadne ki
machine bni
USA me -1din me 9pkde gye
CHINA me-30
UK me-50
INDIA me-

1gante m mchine chori ho gayi
East or west India isD best

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Police wala:
Tumne PAPPITA bechne wali ko KISS kyun kiya

Hajoor wo hi bar bar chilla rahi thi
PAPPI ta le lo
PAPPI ta le lo..!


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tara

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Re: **Jokes & Sms**

«Reply #2 on: February 07, 2009, 07:00:22 PM »

Good joke Honey.


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Asghr

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Re: **Jokes & Sms**

«Reply #3 on: February 07, 2009, 09:13:53 PM »

Quote from: honeyrose on February 01, 2009, 02:23:06 PM

exam k baad aik dost doosre se"yar tum ne paper peh kya likha?" "kuch nahin" phir to museebat ho gayee teacher sochain gai hum dono ne ik doosre ki naql ki hai.lovely jokes.asghr