Sonia Gandhi (Manmohan se) : are janlokpal bill pass karne me kya dikkat hai.
Manmohan: Madam, mantri kah rahe hain ki jinhone ghapla kia wo to pakde gaye lekin hum kya karen hum to sabkuch daanv pe laga ke tab jeet kar sansad me aaye
hain aur hum bina ghotale kie yaani apna paisa wasool kie ye bill pass nahi hone denge.
Sonia: Baat to sahi bhi hai,are maine khud apna saara paisa videshi banks me rakhwa dia,mujhe kya malum tha aisa hoga.
Mayawati ka PA(personal assistant): madam,Ramdev noida me anshan ko ja rahe hain
Mayawati: roko use,media me batao ki raajya ka mahaul kharab ho jayega.
P.A. : madam,aarakshan picture dekhi aapne
Mayawati: dekhni bhi nahi hai,release ke lie mana kar do aur vajah bata do ki raajya ka mahaul kharab ho sakta hai.
P.A: madam BJP wale raajya me daure ke lie aa rahe hain.
Mayawati: mana kar do bata do ki raajya ka mahaul kharab ho sakta hai.
P.A: Madam,delhi se phn tha aapko janlokpal ke lie bulaya ja raha tha maine mana kar dia.
Mayawati: kyun???
P.M: wohi madam raajya ka mahaul kharab ho jayega.
Prime minister Mantriyon se
PM: aap log sab milke janlokpal bill pass kyun nahi kara dete? aakhir kab tak khinchega ye???
Ek mantri: Sahab aisa hai ki aapse kuch chhupa to hai nahi,hum is baat ki chinta nahi ki hum giraftaar ho sakte hain kyunki chhoot to hum jayenge hi,gham is baat ka zyada ka hai ki charm chala jayega,kitne utsaah se ghotale karne ke lie har saal chunaav ladte the,phir kis munh se chunaav ladne ki sochenge???
Mayawati ka PA : Madam,aapne kaafi dino se koi tarnsfer nahi kia,aapne itna transfer kia hai ki transfer dekhne ki aadat ho gayi,ab to ek hafta beeta ja raha aur dekhiye koi transfer nahi!!
Mayawati: nahi ye record nahi tootner dungi ye lo transfer order!!
PA: kiska hai madam???
Mayawati: tumhara
Mayawati print media aur electronic media se
Mayawati: ye kuch documents hain aur CD,ise aap chhapen aur dikhayen,isme party ka prachaar nahi haqeeqat me hamare kie gaye kaam ki soochi hai
Print media: Madam pehle hi itna chhapa hai ki ab tareef sunke kahin log hamara akhbaar hi khareedna band na kar den
Electronic media: Madam sahi kaha inhone,hum bhi yehi sochte hain aur kitna kharaab lagega ki news channel hi party promotion me lage hain.
Mayawati: e mujhe ye sab nahi sunna tum akhbaarwaale itna advertisement aur bekaar ki news chhaapte ho ek jagah ise bhi chhapo aur tum news channels walon tum advtsmnts zyada dikhate ho news kum,usme hi ise bhi chalao,tum logon ko iska paisa milega warna apne raajya me channel list se tumhare channels nikalwa dungi!!
Print media: madam ye to wohi baat ho gayi jaise dahi me nimbu!!
Electronic media: ji haan madam ye to wohi baat ho gayi ki bina ilaaychi ke ilaaychi ko peesna.
Mayawati: mujhe kuch nahi malum,chupchaap aisa karo warna chatni bana dalungi.
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