Laughter, The Best Medicine...!!!

by Delicate_Doll on September 09, 2005, 06:40:36 AM

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Dear friends here u can add ur short jokes .. i m juz starting d topic ..let c ..how far it goes ... aur topic ke title ke hisab se i juz want 2 spread happiness by posting small jokes rather than posting long one ...!!! aur hum shuru karte hain ek joke se n its from my mob collection too ....!!! lol

Patni : Suniye jee aapka dost galat ladki se shadi kar raha hai,aap usey rokte kyun nahi?

Pati : Main usey kyun roku ? usne mujhe roka tha kya ?


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«Reply #1 on: September 09, 2005, 08:02:29 AM »

Son 2 his dad- Ae baap idhar aa.
Mom- Nahi beta, baap ko izzat se bulana chahiye.
Son- ok Mom . Ae Baap, izzat se idhar aa.


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«Reply #2 on: September 09, 2005, 09:41:09 AM »

"Aik admee stage pay takreer karnay say bohat ghabrata tha..Aik martaba ussay stage pay takreer karnii par gaya..wo stage pay aya or yoon mukhtib hoa
'Muaziz khawa......teeen-o-...hazraat,jab main yahan aa raha tha tu jo mujhay kahna tha wo ya tu main janta tha ya phir maira Allah......lakin ab wo sirf Allah he janta hai.......!!!


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«Reply #3 on: September 09, 2005, 09:49:19 AM »

AD for famous beauty parlour :

Don't whistle at any girl going out from here,

She may be ur Grandmother..!!!


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Talat

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«Reply #4 on: September 10, 2005, 02:38:59 PM »

Nice work salma... !!!!

Here is another one...... from reader's digest !!!

Girl to her mother : Mom i am going out to get some fresh air !!!

Mother: Well go...but tell your "fresh air" that you have to be back at home by 9:00 pm !!!!


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«Reply #5 on: September 11, 2005, 02:56:25 AM »

hi tabu...here is jokes frm my side ..hope u like it buddy.........

Two sardarjis were sitting together and the first sardar says something into the second one's ears, hearing that the second sardar suddenly dies......
What did the first sardar tell the second sardar hearing which he dies?

The first sardar whispered, "DHISHKAAAON" into the second sardar's ear.


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«Reply #6 on: September 11, 2005, 02:59:36 AM »

Santa: goes to buy underwear,
on choosing 1 shopkeeper tells
it is of Rs 500.

Santa: are bhai daily wear dikhao,
Party wear nahi chahiye!!


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«Reply #7 on: September 11, 2005, 03:09:08 AM »

Nurse gave newborn baby 2 sardar
he screamd "puttar hua! puttar hua!"

Nurse shouted, "abe gadhe ladki hui hai,
meri ungli chod"


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«Reply #8 on: September 13, 2005, 02:24:07 PM »

Nice one Talat ..wow ..reader's digest my fav book tooo...........!!! n janab shareef nice one lol ...!!!


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«Reply #9 on: September 13, 2005, 02:28:52 PM »

ALLAH MAAF KARAY YAR YE INNA SARA STUFF LATE KAHAN SE HO HAN AESY KAON SE MOB FRNDS HAIN ..... STRANGE...!! WR R U FROM SALMA??


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«Reply #10 on: September 13, 2005, 03:03:17 PM »

well allah maaf nahin allah abaad karega apne "stuff" ko waise frndz apne hai toh aise stuff milte rehte hain ... aur shahzad jee no private msg out here ..its against our rule buddy ...hope u got it ...!!! Usual Smile


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«Reply #11 on: September 13, 2005, 03:04:06 PM »

Wife looks in d mirror & says 2 her husband....
"I look horrible ,fat 7 ugly . plz say someting nice 2 me dear '
husband replies " ur eyesight is perfect !"


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«Reply #12 on: September 13, 2005, 03:19:47 PM »

Aik Aadmi ne apni wife ko khat likha "Is mahine salary ke badle 100 kiss bhej raha hoon".

Wife ne jawab diya "Aap ki salary ke badle 100 kiss milay, hisaab bhej rahi hoon:

1. Doodh wala 2 kiss mein maan gaya,
2. Teacher ko 7 kiss deni pari,
3. Sabziwala 7 kiss mein nahin mana is liye 9 deni pari,
4. Makaan malik to roz 6 -7 kiss lay jata hai.

aap fiqar na karna abhi stock hay


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«Reply #13 on: September 13, 2005, 03:20:06 PM »

Father:"Thanks a lot doctor for saving my sons life.
Doctor:"It's God who has saved your life.
after sometime.
Doctor:"My fee??"
Father:"'ll send it to God through money order"!!