Lost Wife

by indianraj_us on August 01, 2004, 12:43:57 PM
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A geezer walks up to a beautiful woman in a shopping mall.

"Excuse me" he says "But I've lost my wife here somewhere and I can't find her. Could you please help me?"

"What do you need me to do?" asks the woman.

"Just stand here and talk to me" the man replies.

"How's that going to help?" she asks.

"No idea really...but every time I talk to a woman with hooters like yours, my wife appears out of nowhere!!"
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«Reply #1 on: July 06, 2006, 02:25:27 PM »
Nice One raj,..
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