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Qutubuddin

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« Reply #15 on: November 02, 2004, 04:44:58 PM »

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« Reply #16 on: November 02, 2004, 05:09:18 PM »

Nice all of u....


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nishita

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« Reply #17 on: November 02, 2004, 09:52:24 PM »

Santa's father comes home from his doctor and, though usually quite active with his grand-children, seems to make every effort to avoid them this day.

Santa notices his dad avoiding the kids and asks him why this is so.

Immediately the old man whisks his medicine prescription out of his pocket and hands it to Santa.

His father said, "Read that label. That's why!"

Santa takes the bottle and reads, "Take two pills a day. KEEP AWAY FROM CHILDREN."


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Pooja

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« Reply #18 on: November 03, 2004, 12:04:23 AM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!


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« Reply #19 on: November 03, 2004, 12:11:45 AM »

Good one Nishita,
Usual Smile


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immi

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« Reply #20 on: November 03, 2004, 12:18:27 AM »

Ek Sardar har roj khane restaurant mein jata hai. ab us restaurant ka waiter do teen din se dekhta hai ki har roj 2 chammaz (spoon) sardar ji ke table par se gayab ho jaati hai.
Ab doosre din jab sardar ji khane aate hai to waiter door se barabar sardar ji ko dekhta hai aur sadarji apna khana khane ke baad 2 chammaz apne khise me daal dete hai. Ab waiter chilaata hai chor, chor, aur sardarji ke paas saare restaurant waale jama ho jaate hai.
Tab sardarji bolte hai bhai log isme mera koi kusur nahi hai yeh to woh doctor hai jisne kaha tha ke "KHANE KE BAAD DO CHAMMAZ LENA"


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Pooja

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« Reply #21 on: November 03, 2004, 01:44:56 AM »

ha ha ha ha ha!!!!


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immi

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« Reply #22 on: November 03, 2004, 01:47:21 AM »

Thanks,


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akela

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« Reply #23 on: November 03, 2004, 02:05:19 AM »

:o :o

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :D :D :D


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« Reply #24 on: November 03, 2004, 02:12:29 AM »

Thnx.


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« Reply #25 on: November 03, 2004, 11:11:35 AM »

**
ek aadmi saadhu se bola,"maharaaj, meri biwi bahut pareshaan karti hai, koi upaay bataayiye?"

saadhu ne jama ke us ke sar pe chimta lagaaya aur bola," ullu ke pathhe, agar upaay hota to mai saadhu kyun banta?"
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