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« Reply #30 on: November 04, 2004, 02:17:52 AM »

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« Reply #31 on: November 04, 2004, 02:31:42 AM »

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« Reply #32 on: November 04, 2004, 04:09:56 PM »

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« Reply #33 on: November 04, 2004, 09:44:08 PM »

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« Reply #34 on: November 05, 2004, 01:38:21 PM »

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pooja, i m marrying@soon.com, apna naam@saadhu.com, otherwise shaitaan@shaitaan.com.
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A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary. Their domestic   tranquility had long been the talk of the town. What a peaceful & loving couple". A local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
 
"Well, it dates back to our honeymoon," explained the man." We visited
the   Grand Canyon and took a trip down to the bottom on the canyon by
horse.
 
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled.My wife quietly  
said,"That's once". "We proceeded a little further and the horse stumbled
again. Once more my wife quietly said, 'That's twice.'
 
"We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled the third time. My
wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.  "I started an angry protest over her treatment of the horse, while
I was shouting;
 
She looked at me, and quietly said, 'That's once'. "And we ! lived happily
ever after"
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« Reply #35 on: November 05, 2004, 06:54:30 PM »

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« Reply #36 on: November 05, 2004, 09:09:12 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!! Nice One Rishi@three.com!!!!!
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« Reply #37 on: November 07, 2004, 12:03:46 AM »

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 Shocked   pooja, don't teach the counting to her....!
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A woman sees a lawyer about a divorce.

He asks, Any grounds?

Woman: yeah, about 2 acres.

Lawyer: Do you have a grudge ?

Woman: No, we have a car port.

Lawyer: Does your husband beat you up in the morning ?

Woman: No,I get up before him.

Agitated lawyer: Well, do you or don't you want a divorce ?

Woman: No, my husband wants it...he says he can't communicate with me !
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« Reply #38 on: November 07, 2004, 01:03:37 PM »

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« Reply #39 on: November 07, 2004, 04:13:30 PM »

Three convicts escaped from prison. One was a Madrasi, one a Gujarati, and one a Sardar. They ran for miles until they came upon an old barn where they decided to hide in the hayloft and rest. When they climbed up, they found three large gunnysacks and decided to climb into them for camouflage.
About an hour later the Prison Warden and his assistant came into the barn. The warden told his assistant to go up and check out the hayloft. When he got up there the warden asked him what he saw and the assistant yelled back, "Just three gunnysacks."
The warden told him to find out what was in them, so the assistant kicked the first sack, which had the Madrasi in it. He went, "Bow-wow", so the assistant told the warden there was a dog in it. Then he kicked the sack with the Gujarati in it. He went, "Meow", so the assistant told the warden there was a cat in it. Then he kicked the one with the Sardar in it, and there was no sound at all. So he kicked it again, and finally the Sardar said, "Potatoes".
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« Reply #40 on: November 07, 2004, 08:22:13 PM »

Nishita, let's keep this post for marriage jokes only, otherwise i will be confused....more than sardarji!
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An elderly man lay dying in his bed when he suddenly smelled the aroma of
his favourite chocolate chip cookies. He gathered his remaining strength
and made his way out of the bedroom.

Were it not for death’s agony, he would have thought himself already in
heaven: there, spread out upon newspapers on the kitchen table were
literally hundreds of his favourite chocolate chip cookies. Was it
heaven? Or was it one final act of love from his wife, seeing to it that
he left this world a happy man?

He threw himself toward the table, his parched lips parted; the wondrous
taste of the cookie was already in his mouth; seemingly bringing him back
to life.

The aged and withered hand, shockingly made its way to a cookie at the
edge of the table, when it was suddenly smacked with a spatula by his
wife.
"Stay out of those," she said, "they’re for the funeral."
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« Reply #41 on: November 08, 2004, 12:39:31 PM »

lolzz rishi ok...

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koi apni biwi ka ! antim sanskar karke ghar ja raha tha ki achanak bijli chamki, badal garje, jor se baarish shuru hui dukhi
aadmi bola: Lagta hai pohanch gayee
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« Reply #42 on: November 08, 2004, 06:44:10 PM »

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« Reply #43 on: November 08, 2004, 08:44:22 PM »

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After just a few years of marriage, filled with constant arguments, a young man and his wife decided the only way to save their marriage was to try counseling. They had been at each other's throat for some time and felt that this was their last straw.
When they arrived at the counselor's office, the counselor jumped right in and opened the floor for discussion. "What seems to be the problem?"
Immediately, the husband held his long face down without anything to say.
On the other hand, the wife began talking 90 miles an hour describing all the wrongs within their marriage.
After 5 - - 10 - - 15 minutes of listening to the wife, the counselor went over to her, picked her up by her shoulders, kissed her passionately for several minutes, and sat her back down.
Afterwards, the wife sat there speechless. He looked over at the husband who was staring in disbelief at what had happened.
The counselor spoke to the husband, "Your wife NEEDS that at least twice a week!"
The husband scratched his head and replied, "I can have her here every
Tuesdays and Thursdays."
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« Reply #44 on: November 08, 2004, 09:55:22 PM »

ha ha ha ha!!!!!
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