My Darling ...:SMS , mobile & JOKES

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A collegian was deeply in love with a foreign girl, whom he wanted to marry, but he did not have the courage to talk to her in person. So he decided to go home and with the aid of a dictionary, wrote a letter of proposal to her.

This is what he wrote:

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My Darling

Most worthy of your estimation,
after a long consideration
and much meditation,
I have a strong inclination
to become your relation.
As to my educational qualification,
it is no exaggeration
or fabrication,
that I have passed my matriculation,
no doubt without any hesitation
and very little concentrated preparation.
What you say to the solemnization
of our marriage celebration
according to the population
of the present generation..
On your approbation
of this application,
I shall make preparation
to improve my situation,
and if such obligation
is worthy of consideration
and commiseration,
it will be an augmentation
of the joy and exultation
of our joint dissimulation.

Thanking you in anticipation
and with devotion.

I remain, a victim of your fascination

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reply from girl in the next post ...


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My Darling ...

«Reply #1 on: May 09, 2005, 07:57:47 PM »

Girl Reply ...

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Dear Mr. Victim of my fascination,

Congratulations
for your lengthy narration,
of course, full of affection,
aimed at an affliction
for a combination,
which on examination,
I find it a fine presentation
of your co-operation,
but your inclination
to become my relation
should embrace more qualification
so that you may reach high position.
You have passed the examination
with little concentration
and preparation.
What about my graduation
after much concentration
and botheration?
So improve your situation
in education
and make an application
by acquisition
of post graduation,
the minimum qualification
for the consideration
of our marriage celebration.
After your education,
attend the convocation
and before taking your photo for circulation,
undergo beautification.
Further, strict observation
of the following conditions
is the regulation
for determination of our relation:

1. Consultation with my parents before approaching for any connection.
2. Communication of your confirmation that you are not a victim of 'any other' fascination, and
3. Procreation must not be your recreation.

In anticipation of solid action of continuation of proper conversation.

Unaffected by your affection

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My Darling ...

«Reply #2 on: May 09, 2005, 08:01:10 PM »

Reply by the guy

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Noted ur condition of confusion
with the written communication.
Your unaffection
is my vindication
of assumption
that there exists potential for hearty amalgamation.
Will surely put into action the suggestion
of beautification.
Will also ensure upgradation
of qualification.

Please bear in mind that affection
has a vital connection
for elimination
of any existing friction.
This cold animation
aimed at the annihilation
of my affection
is only helping its expansion.
Execution
of your condition
with full determination
and dedication
is my ambition.

Surely looking forward to action
in communication
rather than making these notes a solution.

1) Consultation with your parents for connection demands an invitation
2) Negation of 'Any othe fascination'
3) Don't believe in circulation without proper confirmation

Procreation
is only when I hv confirmation
that I will not be subjected to Rejection.
In anticipation
that our energies in this communication
is not a mere dissipation.
Your confirmation
will lead to emancipation.

To my Fascination with Affection

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My Darling ...

«Reply #3 on: May 10, 2005, 04:56:05 AM »

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: ................................................. ................................................. ......


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