My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM
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angel4u
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«Reply #1230 on: November 10, 2008, 12:44:22 PM »
Judge: Why Did You Shoot Your Wife Instead Of Shooting Her Lover?
Man: Your Honor, It Is Easier To Shoot A Woman Once Instead Of Shooting One Man Every Week...
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angel4u
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«Reply #1231 on: November 10, 2008, 12:45:00 PM »
Quote from: Muhammed on November 10, 2008, 04:43:45 AM
inpe...??

I Hate You...!!!!

Aub To chelega na'


inko..??

Arre yaar Tu to bilkool chaandnibaar,,ki Item Jaisa Rua'ab dikhati hai re'

sudhar jao..warna Main Tuzse shadi nahi karuga..ok !!!!


dont talk rubbish thik hai?
kuch bhi anaap shanaap bolte rehte ho huh...
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angel4u
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«Reply #1232 on: November 10, 2008, 12:47:10 PM »
Love Is Missing Someone Whenever You Are Apart,
But Somehow Feeling Warm Inside
Because You Are Close In Heart...
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Muhammed
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«Reply #1233 on: November 11, 2008, 04:35:20 AM »
Quote from: angel4u on November 10, 2008, 12:45:00 PM
dont talk rubbish thik hai?
kuch bhi anaap shanaap bolte rehte ho huh...

Dekho..aub jaisa Tune mujhe sikhaya hoga,to waisa hi boluga na'
aur
thik kahaan se hoga yaar ?
Tuz se jo pala pada hai !!!!!!!!!
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angel4u
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«Reply #1234 on: November 12, 2008, 07:13:27 AM »
shut up
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Muhammed
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«Reply #1235 on: November 15, 2008, 10:21:42 AM »
Quote from: angel4u on November 12, 2008, 07:13:27 AM
shut up

English Mujhe Nani aati..Gujarati Ma bol,,anuvad ka ne'
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Muhammed
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«Reply #1236 on: November 15, 2008, 10:51:46 AM »

Arre Shareef MiyaaN Kidhar he Yaar Tu???

Kaheen Shadi-vaadi To Nahi Karlee na'
aaja meri jaan......
Fir Kaheen aisa Na ho ki..Main chala Jaau Tujse Mile bina'
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angel4u
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«Reply #1237 on: November 25, 2008, 02:57:58 AM »
arey kahan gayab ho itne dino se? ok ho???
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angel4u
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«Reply #1238 on: November 25, 2008, 02:58:40 AM »
Today is phone day it is a day to worship ur phone,
follow the method carefully,
1st switch off the phone then remove simcard and battery,
dip phone in luke warm wter for 5 minutes,
dry with soft towel,
put arshnakumkuma on keypad,
do pachamrutha puja for battery
(I.e. dip in lk honey curd ghee and sugar paste).
Wash the metallic part of sim card
with soap using brush
after this reassemble phone and say
govinda govinda ram naam satya hai,
murda mobile mast hai...
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angel4u
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«Reply #1239 on: November 25, 2008, 03:00:07 AM »
In faslon ke sath jiya jaun kaise,
teri yaadonse khudko bachaun kaise,
is shor-a-gul me din to beet hi jayega,
raatki tanhai me aansu chhupaun kaise...
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1240 on: November 30, 2008, 06:48:56 PM »
sad10 Na chaho itna hame
Chahato se dar LagtaHE
Na aao itna karib judai se dar LgtaHE
Tumari wafao pe bharosa he
Magr apne nasib se dar Lagta HE. sad10
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1241 on: November 30, 2008, 06:50:30 PM »
read2 Thought for the day:
"No matter how much u flirt...
U will always end up thinking about the one u truly love..." Don't you??  read2
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1242 on: November 30, 2008, 06:52:36 PM »
  Crying Woh Bevafa Nikle Toh Kya Hua,
Kuch Dino Ka Toh Saath Nibhya Tha!
Tadapta Hua Chhod Gaye Toh Kya Gilla,
Tadapna Bhi Toh Unho Ne Sikhaya Tha!  Crying
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arsenmen
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«Reply #1243 on: November 30, 2008, 06:53:52 PM »
Laughing hard What's An Average 6 Inch Long

Inside A Guy's Pants And Girls Love To Blow It Up?




A:1000- Rupee Currency Note.!

Always Think POSITIVE   NaNaNa
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Rajesh Harish
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«Reply #1244 on: November 30, 2008, 06:55:05 PM »
Nice thoughts Arsenmen Ji
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