My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 22, 2008, 03:20:13 AM
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«Reply #1245 on: December 01, 2008, 12:26:13 AM »
 Giggle CUTE LIE:  LKG BOY on phone:My Son Has a bad Cold and won't be Able to come to School toDay. Teacher:Who is this? Boy:This is my Father speaking..!
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«Reply #1246 on: December 01, 2008, 12:27:08 AM »
Quote from: Rajesh Harish on December 01, 2008, 12:25:05 AM
Nice thoughts Arsenmen Ji
ji add karke izzat mat badao yaar ... chalta hai aise hi .
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«Reply #1247 on: December 01, 2008, 12:29:27 AM »
 Grin Ladkyonse i luv kehelvaane ka aasan thareeka :
Ghar me 2 Luv Birds the
1 ka naam "I Luv u"aur
2sre ka "U Luv me" tha,
"U Luv me" ghar se chala
gya to ghar me kon bacha?
Rply me...
 NaNaNa
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«Reply #1248 on: December 01, 2008, 12:31:05 AM »
 read2
Ek zaruri suchna:
Driving karte saMay, cigarette Math piyo,


Kyun ki,

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SPEED BREAKER
aa jaane se cigarette gir sakta hai!!   Laughing hard
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«Reply #1249 on: December 01, 2008, 12:32:38 AM »
 love4 1 din apki life me ek aisi ladki ayegi jo aapko bhahut jyada pyar kregi
Apko pyar se touch karegi or Apko dher sara kiss kiya kregi
Or kahegi









I LOVE U DADDY!;-)  NaNaNa
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«Reply #1250 on: December 01, 2008, 12:35:57 AM »
  Shocked Even More Shocked Even MoreDoc: Tell ur husband u r pregnant
Girl: But I'm unmarried!
Doc: Then inform ur
Boyfriend
Girl: I dont have any!
Doc: Then tell ur mom JESUS is coming AGAIN! Grin Grin
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«Reply #1251 on: December 01, 2008, 12:36:57 AM »
 read2 Gyan for the day:

No dog will hurt U if U beat it with a bone...!!!
So, always use the right weapon to handle wrong people..!   Usual Smile
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«Reply #1252 on: December 01, 2008, 12:38:01 AM »
 tongue3 tongue3 Due 2 mrkt fal new MNC names.

IBM panshop

Infosys bar&restornt

Simence zerox

Wipro tea centre

TCS dhaba

Caritor hair cutings

Microsoft militry hotel  Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #1253 on: December 01, 2008, 12:42:51 AM »
 Giggle Giggle If the economic fall out continues..
By the turn of the decade,
only two banks will be operating..
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"blood bank & sperm bank!!  DOH DOH Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #1254 on: December 01, 2008, 12:45:05 AM »
 Winking Winking Wife:wat is inflation? Hsbnd:Earlier u were
36-24-36
Now ur
40-42-48,
Now u hv much more dan b4 n
yet ur worth is much less.
Dat's inflation Giggle Giggle
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«Reply #1255 on: December 01, 2008, 12:46:28 AM »
 Winking Winking Santa Ki
Ladai Apne Baap
Se Ho Gyi
To Unhone Apne
Baap Ki Photo
Kabristan Me
Ek Ped Pe Latka Di

Aur Neeche Likha

"COMING SOON"  Grin Grin
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«Reply #1256 on: December 01, 2008, 12:48:40 AM »
 notworthy notworthy(PJ TIME)
What is the name of Gandhiji's son?

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Ans: Dineshan
Why?
Coz, Mahatma Gandhi is the Father of Di-Neshan!  Laughing hard Laughing hard
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«Reply #1257 on: December 01, 2008, 12:51:38 AM »
 DOH DOHEk baar ek ladka apni aunty ke ghar jata hai..
Aunty : Beta Raat bahut ho gaye hai tu Guddu ke paas so jaa..

Boy : Nahi auntyjee, baahar khaat per so jaata hun..

Next morning a beautiful sexy girl brings tea for him..

Boy asks: Tum kaun ho?..  Is it SO!

Girl : Main Guddu. Aap kaun?..

Boy : Main"Chutiya"! DOH DOH Is it SO!
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«Reply #1258 on: December 01, 2008, 12:55:56 AM »
 Usual Smile Usual Smile A 6yr boy went to shop:Uncle ek small dena.
SK:kyare bacche itni  umar me small peeta hai? Boy:Ayyo yeh mere ko nahi , mere chote bhai k liye hai !.. mere ko ek king dedo.  Shocked Even More Shocked Even More
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«Reply #1259 on: December 01, 2008, 12:57:33 AM »
  Embarrased Embarrased Do u know,
Gandhiji Hinsa k khilaf kyo the?
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kyonki wo khud jante the ki wo ek thappad
main Khatam hai.
 Giggle Giggle Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Embarrased Grin Grin
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