My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 22, 2008, 03:20:13 AM

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«Reply #240 on: July 31, 2008, 01:55:18 AM »

Quote from: syednaami on July 30, 2008, 01:17:12 PM

SMS collection padhna ho to sirf arsenmen boy ka hi padho...

shukriya sayid bhai ..itna chadane k liye .. iski zarurat nahi thi ... ab ki hai toh .. do chaar line aur boldo hamari shaan me ... hihi


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #241 on: July 31, 2008, 01:57:40 AM »

Santa: What Is The Weather Like ?

Banta: I Do Not Know It Is So Foggy That I Cannot See.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #242 on: July 31, 2008, 02:00:03 AM »

Sardar Became The Driver Of Train,The Very 1st Train Driven By Him Was 8 Hours Late Bcoz?
He Stopped At Every Phatak N Askd
"Jalandher Nu Ehi Line Jandi A?"


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«Reply #243 on: July 31, 2008, 02:00:42 AM »

Sardar Was Sleeping In His

Bed Room With His Wife

Why Are You Scrolling Down

So Fast.

Let Him Sleep With His Wife


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«Reply #244 on: July 31, 2008, 02:03:06 AM »

How can you recongnize a Sardar in the scientists,

Oh its easy,"He will built a Generator that will use electricity to get started"


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«Reply #245 on: July 31, 2008, 02:06:22 AM »

Sardar's poetry for her lover.

"aam hai k aam ka achar hai
kuch b hai to mera pyar hai
aur mereee is request pe zara ghaur karna
kyunk propose kar raha tumhein sardar hai


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«Reply #246 on: July 31, 2008, 02:07:45 AM »

Santa:Judg saab,mujhe TALAAQ chahiye,meri biwi ne 1saal se mujhse baat nahi ki
Judge:1bar phir sochle beta,aisi biwi nasib walon ko milti hE...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #247 on: July 31, 2008, 02:08:31 AM »

Jail Mai Srdar Ka Dost Us

Se Milne Ata Hai Or Us Puchta Hai

Tm Se Aisi Kya Galti Ho Gai

K Tm Jail Me Ho Srdar:

Main Ne Bank Luta

Lekin Paise Wahi Ginne Beth Gya


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«Reply #248 on: July 31, 2008, 02:11:51 AM »

If A Boy Givs A Luv Letter 2 A Girl, Peple Cal Him "Lofer"

But If A Girl Givs A Letter 2 A Boy Dey Cal It "Offer"

Feel D Difference..


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«Reply #249 on: July 31, 2008, 02:18:46 AM »

Santa Drivs In To 1-Way &

Cros NO ENTRY Board

Police: No ENTRY Ka
Board Nai Dekha ?

Santa: Mujhe Laga Film
Ka Poster Hai..


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #250 on: July 31, 2008, 02:19:22 AM »

Santa Driving On D Wrong

Side Of One Way Road,

&

He Became Upset & Said,

==> Shit,

I Think I Am Late To

The Function,

All R Coming Back


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #251 on: July 31, 2008, 02:32:56 AM »

Sardar Ki Maa

Puttar Tujhay Yahan Se

Jalindhar Janay Mein 1 Din Laga

Aur

Wapas Aanay Mein 3 Din Wo B Naye Car Se

Sardaar : Maa Ye Car Bananay Wale Bhi

Pagal Hein Janay K Liay 4 Gear

Or Aanay Ke Liay Sirf 1 (Revers) Gear


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #252 on: July 31, 2008, 02:43:25 AM »

Placing His Hand On Her Thigh, Sardar Whisperd:
"I Love You"

With A Deep Sigh, She Said
"Hmm A Little Higher"

"I Love You" He Shouted ... ;->


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«Reply #253 on: July 31, 2008, 02:49:33 AM »

Sardar:Meri ßevi Itna Mazak Krti Hy K Kya ßataon

DosT:Kya Mazak Krti Ha?

SArdar:Kal Mai Ghar Gya Uski Ankhon Par Hath Rakha Or Wo Mazak Ma ßoli

CHOWKIDAR..


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #254 on: July 31, 2008, 02:53:18 AM »

wo jaaye to sahi, hum aane kaa waada karte hain..
wo roothe to sahi, hum manaane ka waada karte hain,
dil todna hai mera to beshaq tod de woh...
is dil k bina bhi hum unko chaahane ka waada karte hain........"