My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #180 on: July 29, 2008, 08:49:22 AM »

Mehfil saji thi, msgs ka tha daur
SMS to maine kiye the sab ne kiya shor
paisa to mera gaya par sab kamine
keh rahe the 1 aur 1 aur!!!!!!!!!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #181 on: July 29, 2008, 08:50:13 AM »

Santa:
Muje Hathora or kil chahiye computer k lye
Sales Man:
Magr com. me inka kya kam?
Santa:
Ye yar muje comp. me windows lagani hai


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Muhammed

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #182 on: July 29, 2008, 09:12:30 AM »

Arsenmen...Yaar Itna saara Collection..Meri Life Me Sirf Do Logo K Paas Itna Zakhira Dekha Hai SMS Ka...Ek Tum...!!! aur Ek Wo...!!! Jise Aap Jaante Ho..already
Daad deta hun yaar..!! waah..waah..waah.


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«Reply #183 on: July 29, 2008, 06:21:14 PM »

Quote from: Muhammed on July 29, 2008, 09:12:30 AM


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #184 on: July 29, 2008, 06:38:04 PM »

PATNI PATI SE : agar main gum ho gayi to tum kya karoge?
PATI: it’s time to disco....
Kaun dhoondhega ab tujhko.
Kabhi na mile tu mujhko……
It’s time to disco……


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #185 on: July 29, 2008, 06:45:16 PM »

Wakeel: Qanoon Ki Kitab K Safa 15

K Mutabq Mere Mokil Ko Ba-Izzat Bari Kia Jae".

Judge: "Kitab Pesh Ki Jae."Kitab Pesh Ki Gai,

Judge Ne Safa Khola To

Us Me 1000,1000 K 5 Note Thay.

judge "Is Tara K 4

Saboot Aur Pesh Kie Jaen


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #186 on: July 29, 2008, 06:54:58 PM »

Life Is Not A

Cassette Player,

We Cant Enjoy

Our Favourite Songs.

But Life Is

Like A Radio,

We Have To

Learn To Enjoy

Whatever Comes.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #187 on: July 29, 2008, 07:11:26 PM »

The Amazing Truth About A Human TONGUE:

It Takes 3 YEARS To Learn HOW 2 Use It.

But,

It Takes LIFETIME 2 Learn WHEN & WHERE To Use It


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #188 on: July 29, 2008, 07:13:47 PM »

Behind every successful student, there is 1 girl friend

But

What about a failed
student ?

A Beautiful Teacher.


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Pooja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #189 on: July 29, 2008, 07:18:32 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 29, 2008, 07:11:26 PM

The Amazing Truth About A Human TONGUE:

It Takes 3 YEARS To Learn HOW 2 Use It.

But,

It Takes LIFETIME 2 Learn WHEN & WHERE To Use It

Very True !! Good sharing


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Pooja

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #190 on: July 29, 2008, 07:19:19 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 29, 2008, 08:22:38 AM

Y american names r lik MARKSON,ROBINSON,KENSON,,DAVIDSON, GARISON,JEMSON,NELSON,PETERSON..

coz mom can easily knw WHO IS WHOSE SON.


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Pooja

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«Reply #191 on: July 29, 2008, 07:20:33 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 29, 2008, 08:24:44 AM

Chuha - I LOVE YOU.

Sherni - Abey apni aukaat bhul gaya hai kya...?

Chuha - Are pagli, aukaat pe mat ja, confidence dekh confidence


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #192 on: July 29, 2008, 07:26:36 PM »

Koi Khwab In Aankho Ne Sajaya Hi Nhi,
Hmare Dil Ki Gehrai Ko Koi Smajh Paya Hi Nhi,
Kisi Ko Mehsus Ho KAMI Hmari,
Khuda Ne Hame Aisa Bnaya Hi Nhi…


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #193 on: July 29, 2008, 07:28:32 PM »

ki thi shuruaat ek choti si mazak se..
mazak dard ban jayega ye malum na tha..
samajhte the jise hum apna YAAR..
wo ek din PYAR ban jayega ye malum na tha.