My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #165 on: July 29, 2008, 08:22:38 AM »

Y american names r lik MARKSON,ROBINSON,KENSON,,DAVIDSON, GARISON,JEMSON,NELSON,PETERSON..

coz mom can easily knw WHO IS WHOSE SON.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #166 on: July 29, 2008, 08:23:07 AM »

Wish u a lovely
G00d morning.!

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Button Kya
dabaye ja
rahe ho.?

Ab kya isme
chai nashta
bhi bheju.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #167 on: July 29, 2008, 08:24:44 AM »

Chuha - I LOVE YOU.

Sherni - Abey apni aukaat bhul gaya hai kya...?

Chuha - Are pagli, aukaat pe mat ja, confidence dekh confidence


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #168 on: July 29, 2008, 08:28:14 AM »

Teacher:Aam K Aam Ghutlion K Daam Ka Kya Matlab Hai?
Studnt:Imran Hashmi
Teachr:Wo Kaisay
Studnt:Wo Paisay B Lay Laita Hay Or Pappian B


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #169 on: July 29, 2008, 08:31:34 AM »

Uthale
PRABHU
uthale

mereko
nai,
is
msg
padhne
wa le
ko
uthale..

Dunia
se
nai..

Neend
se
uthale.

Ghabraya
mat
kar,
mai
tera
dost
hu
yar


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #170 on: July 29, 2008, 08:34:09 AM »

santa's girl friend:Meri Ammi bhi tum ko bahut pasand karti hai.

santa sharmaate hue:Chahe kuch bhi ho
main shadi tum hi se karunga.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #171 on: July 29, 2008, 08:36:44 AM »

Ultimate Power of Kaliyug:-

3rd standard Boy: Can I KISS your hand?

3rd std Girl: why, has anything happened to my lips.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #172 on: July 29, 2008, 08:37:53 AM »

Sir:kal school kyu nhi aaye?
Sonu:kal meri gay ne bachhda diya tha
Sir:Isme kya badi baat hai
Sonu:Badi baat nahi to aap deke dikhaiye.!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #173 on: July 29, 2008, 08:39:15 AM »

SANTA:KHIDKI SE JALDI KOOD,POLICE AA RAHI HAI!
BANTA:LEKIN YE 13V MANZIL HAI
SANTA:YE SHAKUN APSHAKUN SOCHNE KA WAQT NAHI HAI.JALDI KOOD JA.


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #174 on: July 29, 2008, 08:39:52 AM »

wah arsenmen ji..bahut acha collection hai aap k paas...


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #175 on: July 29, 2008, 08:41:18 AM »

HUTCH k CEO Ne Mujhse Kaha:Agar Tum Meri Ladki ko Pata lo to Company Ka Naam Badal Dunga!
Phir Kya Hua?

HUTCH is nw VODAFONE


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #176 on: July 29, 2008, 08:42:20 AM »

Quote from: punam on July 29, 2008, 08:39:52 AM

wah arsenmen ji..bahut acha collection hai aap k paas...

accha toh pata nahi .. hai kuch collection ..


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #177 on: July 29, 2008, 08:44:47 AM »

Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje Wo Teri YAAD Me

Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje Wo Teri YAAD Me

Likhe Jo KHAT Tuje Wo Teri YAAD Me

Sare Padh Liye BAPU Ne RAAT Me!!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #178 on: July 29, 2008, 08:46:07 AM »

(PJ)
Tiger Kills Goat
Hippopotamus Sees it
Tiger Asks Hippo Not 2Tell This 2Anybody
Hippo REFUSES
WHY?

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COZ
"HIPS DONT LIE!!


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #179 on: July 29, 2008, 08:47:47 AM »

Ladkiya PANT ke Niche kya Pehnti he?
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Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti he!
Niche pucha,Andar nahi Pucha tha

yaar tum logon k wajah se normal quest adult joke ban jaatha hai ...


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