My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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arsenmen

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«Reply #105 on: July 24, 2008, 09:32:57 PM »

If
pakistan starts PPL
thenTeam names wil be

Lahore Terrorists

Karachi bombers

Multan murderers

Islamabad Hijackers


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #106 on: July 24, 2008, 09:34:51 PM »

Classroom is just like a train
1st 2 benches r VIP Executive coach
Middle 3 benches r General Comprtments. Last 2 benches r Sleeper coach


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #107 on: July 24, 2008, 09:36:16 PM »

teri yad aati he to tera sms Pad leta hu
tuje dekhna ho to ankhe band kar leta hu
teri awaz sunani ho to
kute ko laat mar deta hu


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #108 on: July 24, 2008, 09:37:58 PM »

Father to son after exam: "let me see your report card."
Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents."


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #109 on: July 24, 2008, 09:39:42 PM »

sardar se kisine puchha ki-"Tum next janam me kya banna pasand karoge?
srdr-"Billi"
me-Why?
B'coz meri wife sirf Billi se darti hai..>


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #110 on: July 24, 2008, 09:41:28 PM »

Ek Sardar apni beti ke liye 24 sal ka ladka dekhne gaya.
Wahan se biwi ko phone kiya-gal sun
24 da koi munda ni milya.
12 - 12 k do le l


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #111 on: July 24, 2008, 09:42:30 PM »

Santa Ka DHABA
Customer:Meri chai me makkhi dubi padi he..!
Santa:To me kya karun?
Mein sala dhaba chalau,ya isko tairna sikhau..!;)


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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #112 on: July 24, 2008, 09:44:12 PM »

Om namah SHIVAY
Om sai RAM
Wahe GURU
Jai shri KRISHNA
Jai MATA di
Darr mat! 10-20 logoko forward nahi karna he

Khud hi jap le


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #113 on: July 24, 2008, 09:46:22 PM »

Son => DAD maine khawab dekha
mera 1 paon zamein par
aur dusara aasman me hai
DAD = > is tarah ke khwab na dekha karo
warna pant fat jayegi


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #114 on: July 25, 2008, 02:56:21 AM »

Very good..
abhi asha hai ke aap hamare mobile pe ye saare sandesh bhej denge. Usual Smile


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #115 on: July 25, 2008, 02:57:08 AM »

Dekhi hazaron mehfil par yeh fiza kuch aur hai,
jalwe dekhe hai hazaro par aapki ada kuch aur hai,
waise to dekhe hai Bandar lekin
aapke KHEL kuch aur hai...


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #116 on: July 25, 2008, 02:57:29 AM »

Hum wo ishq hai jo dil banker dhadakte hai,
hum wo khushboo hai jo bahonme mahekte hai,
humse pyaar na karna o zalim,
hum wo dard hai jo aankhonse ansu banker chhalakte hai...