My NeW SmS ArEnA

by arsenmen on July 21, 2008, 09:50:13 PM

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syednaami

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«Reply #90 on: July 23, 2008, 11:45:10 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 23, 2008, 08:15:16 PM

Techer:Srdaro Pe Kitne Jokes Hai
Sardr:Sochne Ke Bad

Muskil Se 3 Ya 4
B
A
K
I

Sab Sachi Kahaniya Hai

Yeh really,,, too funny... hahahahahaha....


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syednaami

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #91 on: July 23, 2008, 11:48:08 PM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 23, 2008, 08:10:09 PM

wah wahi k liye shukriya .... aap kaha k ho ?

Bhai achhe lagenge to hansenge bhi... wah wah bhi karenge...
Hum ziyada door ke nahin hain...


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #92 on: July 24, 2008, 02:53:56 AM »

Quote from: arsenmen on July 23, 2008, 06:54:54 PM

itna saara ssss ... daalne k zarurat nahi tha... kar raha huna msgs...sabhi already beja hai na... tumna huzi naatak bahut karti ho ...lolz


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #93 on: July 24, 2008, 02:54:58 AM »

lolzzzzzzzzz
arey wo kya hua tha ke sssss ka key kharab hai, to zyada lag gaya :D:D:D haan chalo chalo abhi karte rehna saare msgs cell pe Usual Smile


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angel4u

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #94 on: July 24, 2008, 02:56:09 AM »

2 best lines:
Luv ur luv so much that u dont have to ask 'wid whom u were?'
n trust ur friend that much that u dont have to tell 'dont tell this to anyone'...


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #95 on: July 24, 2008, 07:11:50 PM »

Inkar karte hai Iqrar k
liye,
Nafrat woh krte hai Pyar k
liye,
Ishq karnewale har chiz ulti
karte hai,
Ankhe v bandh karte hai
dedar k liye.


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #96 on: July 24, 2008, 07:12:51 PM »

Kisi ki laash fulo se saji hai,
Kisiki laash bina kafan k padi hai,
Ae dost zara dek kar chalna,
Jane maut kis ladki ki surat me khadi hai.!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #97 on: July 24, 2008, 07:14:37 PM »

Meri sanso me ek aahat aapki b he,
dil ki dhadkano me gungunhat apki b hai,
anjan hai app is Raz se ki
HANSI me ek muskrahat apki b he


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #98 on: July 24, 2008, 07:15:36 PM »

Secret of being young:

Sleep at d RIGHT time,

Study d RIGHT things,

Speak 2 d RIGHT ones,

Eat d RIGHT food and
Tell d WRONG age!


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #99 on: July 24, 2008, 07:16:34 PM »

Itz a fact
Wen baby is born,doctors slap its face 2make it start breathing
Thr was exceptn in my case
Wen i was born Doctr slapped himself>E


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #100 on: July 24, 2008, 07:17:47 PM »

An old couple wer in d Church..
Lady turnd 2 her husbnd & said-I just let out a SILENT fart.
Husbnd-Get new batteries 4ur hearing aid..;-)


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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #101 on: July 24, 2008, 07:18:35 PM »

What is peak of poverty?

When Ashwariya Rai is ready to kiss u for only 2 rupees..

&. . .

U have only 1 rupee!!!
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arsenmen

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Re: My NeW SmS ArEnA

«Reply #102 on: July 24, 2008, 07:19:48 PM »

Sari umar aankho me 1 sapna yaad raha,
sadiya beet gayi wo lamha yaad raha.
Jane kya baat thi us mohabbat me,
sari duniya bhul gaye bas woh dilruba yaad raha..